A Texas pastor has been arrested on charges of “attempted sexual performance of a child” after trying to coerce an underaged girl to take off her clothes and show him some "eye candy." Jeffrey Dale Williams, a senior pastor at the Church of Corinth, was arrested after the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services forwarded complaints to the police, who then obtained two hours of audio recordings of Williams trying to persuade the girl to strip for him at her home. Corinth police Captain Greg Wilkerson also noted that Williams allegedly used a chair to block a door so that the girl, who was begging him to stop, could not leave.
Baby, I've been here before* I've seen these walls, I've walked this floor. Now, take off your clothes because I've blocked the door.
Meh. I get the sentiment. And I know it's icky. But again, nobody said a word when I and others made very similar, "Comment from the bad guys perspective" type comments about Catholic abuse.
I know that people may have had experiences in their lives, and that racy words can bring up bad feelings. But again, nobody cared about the Catholic jokes. And I was an altar boy. Until I was 14. When I was forced out. For "causing trouble and luring other boys away from the Church". And my fellow altar boy shot himself in the face two years later. Why, I wonder?
But yeah, I guess it's cool when it's little boys...
HE was asking for it. Usual Defense Fail.
I'm still getting pitches for V1@gra. *sigh* You know you're getting old when your spam is outdated.
Can you really call it "sweeping" when they have to use a front-end loader?
"The chair against the door was to keep satan out."
Too late.
I prefer to think of it as "testing a theory."
Hey, maybe he wanted to teach her snake handling.
Baby, I've been here before* I've seen these walls, I've walked this floor. Now, take off your clothes because I've blocked the door.
*for two hours
GWAR = God What an Awful Racket
I can almost appreciate these guys, actually.
K.D. Lang owns it, IMO. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyKZcvLqmk">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
(I love ya, Willie, but if you can&#039;t sing &quot;major lift&quot; without a major lift, you&#039;re just not doing it right.)
Meh. I get the sentiment. And I know it&#039;s icky. But again, nobody said a word when I and others made very similar, &quot;Comment from the bad guys perspective&quot; type comments about Catholic abuse.
I know that people may have had experiences in their lives, and that racy words can bring up bad feelings. But again, nobody cared about the Catholic jokes. And I was an altar boy. Until I was 14. When I was forced out. For &quot;causing trouble and luring other boys away from the Church&quot;. And my fellow altar boy shot himself in the face two years later. Why, I wonder?
But yeah, I guess it&#039;s cool when it&#039;s little boys...
The Church&#039;s statement is just undiluted awesome. Or, uh, something:
<blockquote>We have no knowledge of nor any reason to suspect any inappropriate behavior</blockquote>
No you fucking fucks, you have a spectacularly powerful reason to suspect inappropriate behavior. WTF are you smoking?
He had just seen Friendship is Witchcraft, is all. Talk about eye candy!
Praise the Lord and pass my snake...
He must have gone to the lonesome cowboy Jimmy Swaggart school of pastoring...
Whom.
Really? I can&#039;t make snark at the idea that pastors touch little girls?
Nobody complained when I made snark about Deacons that touch little boys.