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These Rethuglipricks make me embarrassed that I too have a penis.

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Pleez, Texas, get lots more pro-life guns so you can all get Darwinned.

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Future Worm Food

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American children are 16 times more likely to be accidentally killed by a gun than their peers in other developed countries, so I guess the NRA is not welcome, huh? Pretty sure? I mean, they're not, are they?

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i'm pretty sure that means we all could be VAMPIRES!!i am so excited to be a vampire. i have always wanted to be a vampire.

(but i thought being a vampire meant you had an unhealthy obsession with blood, sex and virginity.)

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Former fetus...forever fathead.

Also too. One of my favorite guilty pleasure movies is a Norwegian flick called Troll Hunter. This dude looks just like one of the trolls...only his skin is shinier.

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Do Republicans care about you? Take this test:

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They need it to religiously indoctrinate the serf class.

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Betcha he fucking lurves the US military.

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I lived for a time out in far west Texas (Amanda Marcotte's old hometown, as a matter of fact). With the nearest PP clinic 200 miles away, it was enough of a hardship for low-income women to get routine care. Those that could crossed the border to Ojinaga Chihuahua, which was a hell of a lot closer than El Paso. While Mexico has universal health care coverage, and cancer screenings are free, obviously Texans are not covered. Maybe Texas should just pay IMSS (the Mexican health system) to handle their screenings, since (technically, wink-wink, nudge-nudge) abortions aren't legal in Chihuahua.

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Sorry, but nobody who packs an assault weapon under his "spare tire" can claim to be pro-life.

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Yes, one must be post-foetus to get one's freak on.

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Any truth to the rumor that the Funeral Lobby is providing signs that say "Future Corpse"?

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The party of birth at work!

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not if those former fetuses are women. I'm sorry, I mean fetus incubators.

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The thousands of children living well below the poverty level were former fetuses as well, but Republicans don't give a damn about them.

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