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Anchors carry weight too.

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I think boners brain finally collapsed under the pressure of not being able to separate bullshit from pig shit. He had a mind patty melt and it all started to taste the same. Chivas started to taste like turpentine. He saw a heart/liver/kidney transplant in his future and knew cheney would never share his dwindling gitmo supply. He knew it was time to take the lobbyists money and get the fuck outta town.

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Speaking from Upstate NY about the Democrat fueled "Climate Change"! Look up Cuomo's Agenda 21 on Liberty news online and you will see the parallels compared to his stance against any development that would support the NY upstate economy and where he is going with his real goals! Cuomo is another Democratic thug thirsting for more power by creating a more dependent on government atmosphere here in NY! Obama's Totalitarian giveaway tactics are a large part of this Socialistic control of the people! Cuomo is following California's failing policies and why would he do this? Again, look up Cuomo agenda 21 and see the detailed plan to take away the American Peoples Freedoms for more control and power by our own government! Cuomo is a hinge-pin for Obama's plan to divide the United States by creating anarchy as United We Stand, Divided We Fall. Again, look up Cuomo's Agenda 21 on Liberty News Online to see in detail where we are heading if These thugs get their way!

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Oh dear....and you supply our drinking water...

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I wonder...does Texas even exist? Is it maybe just the drummed-up fantasy of a bunch of wackjobs? Have you ever seen Texas and the United States in the same room?

Hey, I'm not sayin'! I'm just askin'!

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Don't worry then never drink anything but the Kool-Aid their masters provide.

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To the victors the right to spoil everything they touch.

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The GOP made the error of organizing the crazies. Now they are electing their own kind. Kindy Old Doc Carson is the bannerman of their new era.

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"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?" Ah, the good old days.

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I'm not actually saying that Gohmert and Smith are just a pair of poo-flinging chimpanzees who have been strategically shaved and forced into expensive suits. But it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Yeah. The Russians don't need the top-top-tippy-top secret nuclear torpedo that the news media accidentally leaked - we'll do it to ourselves, thank you very much.

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Karl Rove has The Real Numbers.

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At first I thought this post was the work of a deranged conspiracy theorist - then I thought that perhaps I had misinterpreted, and that it was an ( incompetent ) attempt at satire - then I looked at your profile and saw that I was right the first time.I guess even my beloved upstate NY suffers from loons like you....

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Actually, he's more of a semi-congressman.

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Do Gohmert and Smith rub themselves in each others excrement before engaging in hot passionate sex? I don't know, call me a semi-skeptic. But it would be irresponsible not to speculate on the feces rubbing and hot passion.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate if you are currently tongue punching your dogs fart box..

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