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God did say NO SHRIMP, NO LOBSTAH, and NO NO NO CRAWFISH!

<blockquote>10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. 12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.</blockquote>

This is why he beats on the southern coasts with hurricanes, OBVS!

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It is pretty much "bumpkin", isn't it?

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I can't imagine Parks & Recreation voted for Rep. Negebauer.

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Shame requires a soul. That's something I learned from watching Buffy.

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I really, really, really would enjoy Handsome Joe talking a stroll to Nuegebarger's office and tell Randy to go fuck himself with a big wooden dildo carved from a dead tree cut down in Yellowstone Park by the US Forest Service while controlling a wildfire.

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Remember - shame ends with "me."

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Maybe they will continue down that road to success and nominate Duh Gov' for President in 2016. And 2020. And 2024...

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Members of the US Senate and House continue to collect paychecks. The Capitol Police - still on duty, risking their lives to keep the sorry-ass "representatives" safe - do not.

What more do you need to know about this Government Shutdown?

We need less shutdown and more shutup.

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Following, Neugebauer told the park ranger to make him a sandwich (because female). But sadly he didn't realize it was made of poison rat dicks and he died (of votes. Of Wonketteers but still).

The end.

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...just because he is congressmen doesn't mean the ranger can't arrest him for disorderly conduct

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She should have told him yes it is my fault because I voted for dumbshits like you but rest assured that will not happen again so fuck off

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No limits...why not both?

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Ruh-roh... The tried and true GOP fact-distortion method of flag wavin' and usin' military vets as props is losing its obfuscating magic?

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Think republican shame levels are one of those functions that approaches zero very rapidly but never QUITE gets there?

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Rep. Negebauer was last seen dragging his ass around the gravel parking lot barking like a dog with worms and chased by his unpaid staff.

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