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Lefty Mark's avatar

Geez! The food at this restaurant is terrible, and such small portions, too!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Republicans: Obamacare is an assault on our freedoms that will destroy America. And the worst part is that the website to use to sign up for it doesn't even work!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't know about other people, but healthcare.gov worked fine for me. It loaded promptly when I navigated to it, and then after having me answer a few questions it smoothly and seamlessly switched me to the website for my state's (New York) health exchange, which took me the rest of the way. No hiccups, not even a hint of a glitch.

In terms of ease of use, I could compare my experience of using healthcare.gov to tossing a stick off my back porch, but that wouldn't really be fair, because tossing the stick is much harder.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

St. Ronnie Reagan's entire political career is summarized by H.L. Mencken.

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Reminds me of a gentleman I knew in the City some years ago, who said in all seriousness "We can put a man on the moon but we have to watch the Giants on tape delay."

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bobbert's avatar

1. What you said.

2. One thing that does bother me is that is appears that the prime contractors do have a couple of resume items that were pretty big fuck ups. This says that somebody, who should have been paying unblinking attention to ensuring the minimum possible risk, didn't do a very good job. On the most significant tech management task of the last decade or so.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Ok from now on it has to be a qualification if you cant design a interweb site you can not be prezeedint

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Rad! As a young person in today's electorate, I thank Stumpy Stockman for framing this whole Obamacare situation in the hip fresh language of 80's video gaming so that I too can understand what's going on. I'm totes voting Republican now.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

These are the same fuckers who at one time jeered Al Gore for his "information superhighway."

They are totally knowledgeable about technology, like how it is the square battery in your overtoast alarm that will shut off that dad-burn infernal beepin'.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm guessing it also had to be IE1.0 compatible to help reach more of the target audience.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>now it’s time for the problems of the Healthcare.gov website to turn into a crisis</i>

Yeah, but it will be totally worth it if we can prevent just one poor kid from getting a free flu shot.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

At this rate of inflation, the wingnutz will have the system costing over a billion by the end of the week.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So basically, with too many people trying to log on, it's like a Denial of Service attack. Denying service is exactly what the GOP wants to do, so why are they bitching?

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