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Capt.Jim's avatar

Jeebus and gineys talk cost how much????maybe they gop can pray for the money like the govner fellow did for rain, just make sure that windy girl dont go lettin her lady holes go makin any more noise cause that govner fellow is so confused about lady holes what he cant find that he will be sure to call another special sexsession with jeebus

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bobbert's avatar

A duel? Hahahahaha.

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bobbert's avatar

Wait. How do you really feel?

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Shypixel's avatar

Special Session costing millions doesn't play out your way?

1) Call another Special Session costing millions so you can have your do-over.

2) ???

3) Profit!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The only thing missing is a sign on his forehead that says "douche".

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schmannity's avatar

I would raise money for Wendy if the litigation costs of unconstitutional abortion bills and decades-long death penalty court costs could be passed on to those bills' sponsors.

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fuflans's avatar

can the women of texas please do something about the men of texas?

thx.

the rest of america.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...ok, so when is Paul Ryan going to reimburse us for all the time and money he wasted bringing his shyt for brains budget proposal before congress, or Boehner for spending every waking moment of his miserable existence bringing hopeless Obama-care votes to the floor?!?!?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Because she totally forced lol Ricky to keep calling all those sessions. BTW, who is paying for the first one?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Bless their hearts.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Tell ya what I'd pay for. If I got to watch Wendy plant her foot repeatedly in Mr. Tejas Tea Partier's ass, I know I'd pay for the new shoes she'd need afterwards myself.

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Shypixel's avatar

You did a good job editing your comment though...

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