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FlemmishSpy's avatar

I'm waiting for Jenny Clarence Thomas to opine on this man's integrity.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Dixie has been going downhil since RE Lee.

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

GA resident here, & there's no enthusiasm for Herschel Walker's campaign that I can see. In fact, there appears to be no campaign at all. He didn't show up for the state GOP convention, & appears to be in no hurry to relocate from Texas.

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Stroke1's avatar

Football: checkUGa: checkHeisman: checkNational championship: checkVoters who remember all of the above and figure he's one of the Good Blacks: checkIIRC played for Trump's team in the USFL also, too: check

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Stroke1's avatar

Did you used to work in Morgantown?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Republican counterargument: But he's black and famous so all the blacks will vote for him, right?

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uptown brothers's avatar

or, the stage name of a character in Boogie Nights...

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Conservative talkshow host Buck Sexton? Does he do gay porn on the side?

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Aww, c'mon, you laughed.

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fifthdentist's avatar

But why is this happening? Is there some great "Draft Herschel Walker" movement afoot in Georgia?

The Cowboys drafted Walker and they totally sucked until they traded Walker to another team.

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fifthdentist's avatar

"How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?" -- Hedley Lamarr

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Gladys Kravitz's Curtains's avatar

I did, but was immediately consumed by guilt of all varieties.

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nightmoth's avatar

"They have the ballads, they made ballads to Herschel. They still sing them all the time."

No. No we don't. You're an idiot, Donald.

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nightmoth's avatar

On point #2--white wife---I'm in Athens and what we heard was that his dating a white girl brought him death threats and that's one reason he quit college early and left.That, and all the opposing teams had a "cripple Herschel" strategy and there was a good chance any pro career was about to get derailed by injury. Anyway, white football nuts in Georgia never forgave him for turning pro and depriving them of what they thought would be another glorious UGA football year.

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RGC's avatar

You're telling me Buck Sexton isn't a porn star?

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Monty Market's avatar

Would I vote for Joe Montana if he were to run to replace Lady DiFi...? At least he actually lives in San Franciso and did not take that many shots to the head during his playing days.

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