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d'Oro or Artois?/sn

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Well, shoot, if Jesus can keep the hackers out ! Wait - WHAT ?!?! One needs a VPN for that ?!?!

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Jeebus looks like Bruce Springsteen?

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I saw that T-Mobile is now Sprint.Good to know.

Hell, I didn't vote, I'm just trying to SURVIVE.

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I work for AT&T, so I have ulterior motives (we are also evil).

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Patriot mobile. Patriot missile.

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I'll take "exsanguination" for six hundred, Axl.

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Will the kids sing this every morning instead of "God Bless America"?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Artois. Those Belgians know what they're doing.

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Don't get me started on AT & *fucking* T. They scammed my mom into switching to things she didn't want or even use (can't stream things on a tube tv) and it took MONTHS to get everything back to what she was used to.

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I think this is a great idea, and can't wait to see classrooms brought to you by the Church of Satan. Or even - since it's Texas - the Church of the SubGenius.

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That sucks. It's a huge company with so many divisions that it's mind-boggling. But I've heard plenty of horror stories over the years from many people, so I'm not under the illusion that I'm being paid by someone awesome, like George Soros.

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Great version. Amazing vocals. I remember their short-lived TV Show too. Saturdays, I think. I’m fuggin’ old.

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Unrealistic: how would you acquire these so-called "tax dollars?"

Wait, I have an idea: maybe we could require rich people and corporations to pay some portion of their income to the government to fund schools, in a sort of "income tax," maybe along with a "wealth tax." Too farfetched?

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The regional campus I work at is the same way. Every classroom has a corporate sponsor whose name is on the door.

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I don't trust any organization with "patriot" or "truth" (or synonyms) in their name.

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