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Thinking about Louie makes my FINGERNAILS hurt.

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It's only a 'handout' if someone else is getting it.

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They're takin' our jerbs!

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In Kansas, up to ten smacks.

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I say it's never too late to reopen and renegotiate the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

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Stay classy, Texas. Stay classy.

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Please! It will help to slow our population decline.

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Especially if the rest of the world gets to vote on the decision.

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Honey badger don't care

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hate to disappoint you, but people really are that dumb

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Hey dipshit.That influx is actually an outflux these days. Once your buddies broke the economy, between the lost job opportunities and the nasty strain of xenophobia you assholes cooked up to hide the fact that Americans were hurting as a result of GOP economic policy, the Messicans started going home to get jobs and not be treated like lepers. If we continue to give you morons the chance to govern, it won't be long until Mexico is building a fence to keep us out

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pro lifers?

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Badgers? I think we need some stinking badgers. In his pants.

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Why do Americans like their politicians dumb? This guy seems about as bright as a sack of mud.

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<i>Mapp said. “Our borders can either be sealed by choice or force, and so far choice hasn’t worked.”</i>

Mapp is calling for Texas to be sealed off from the rest of the world by force? You know, he may be on to something...

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Derpbag said what?

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