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...or if he were both blah and ghey.

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But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

/Jules Winfield

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two dead kids forward, three dead kids back, do the hokey pokey with me!

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so sorry

I'm fearful for my nieces and nephews who will be just the right age to get caught up in the next mess post 2016 election. can't let these assholes get back within reach of power again.

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I think Kerry could have actually taken the 2004 election if he'd been brave enough to call Bush a liar to his face during the debates.

Bush's cronies were willing to throw Colin f*cking Powell under the bus to get that war. I can understand someone not realizing how manipulative and evil they were back in the years immediately after 9/11. But any candidate in 2016 who can't or won't demonstrate they understand exactly how dangerous these f*ckers are now, won't be getting my support. I get why Obama wanted to attempt to return to a more civilized culture of politics, but even he is pretty much done with trying reason with the crazys.

getting out the young vote in 2016 is going to be important. The candidate who is willing to stand up and say they won't sacrifice lives for the trust fund babies just to get along with the Villagers and 1% is the one who will get my support. I don't care what their attitude or vote was 10-12 years ago. I want to know they understand that they will be in exactly the same boat Obama has been in, and will spend 8 years getting nothing but hate and piss from the GOP no matter what they do, so they just as soon do the right thing for the most people, not the most expedient thing for the 1% or to get good polling.

Don't know who that will be yet, but that's the attitude I will be looking for.

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we could always invade France again for good measure. You know sooner or later we will have to pull their butts out of trouble again, so why not get it over with now. Also, too, mime and interpretive dancer elimination bonus points. It would give the Mittlings something to do as well

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What The Freed doesn't realize is that taxi drivers will say anything, and as long-windedly as possible, to keep him in that seat and the meter running.

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Rape the environment and oppress the workers!

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People like Cornyn have no shame.

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Don't forget "Underfund the VA, and then bitch about it".

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Eats, shoots the place up, and leaves.*

*Yes, I know it's no longer a pun like that.

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And now you're back, too. Yay.

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Also too Saddam was a ruthless fuck but that's precisely why AQ wasn't in Iraq even though they hated each other.

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What's the downside?

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Or they could have read the intelligence reports and listened to Joe Wilson.

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And another community hug to you.

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