Turns out there's a heck of a lot of support for Texas secession. Not so much in Texas -- where, despite all Rick Perry's talk of skedaddling, only about 18 percent of residents wanted to secede in 2009 -- but in Russia, where there's at least a lot of rhetorical support for Texas's becoming America's first Breakaway Republic.
"New Braunfels State Representative Donna Campbell tried to stem the U.N.'s aggression with a bill that would ban foreign control of the Alamo......"Have to assume Campbell will not be their UN ambassador person.
Now if we can just find a way to convince Louie Gohmert to take up the post of Texan Ambassador to Moscow
CIA sting operation, convince Gohmert to accept surreptitious Russian money and support for a Texas independence movement (only you can be the first President of Texas, Louie!), then convict him for espionage and treason.
La Putin is a brain-twisted strongman. The weirdos in the secessionist movement are brain-twisted strongman groupies. It's a natural fit. You know, once you get used to it.
Excuse me. The People's Autonomous Enclave of Austin.
"New Braunfels State Representative Donna Campbell tried to stem the U.N.'s aggression with a bill that would ban foreign control of the Alamo......"Have to assume Campbell will not be their UN ambassador person.
Dubya can see Russia from his shower!
FFS, Texas, just go already.
We can use all the troops we move out of Texas to guard that border.
Which reminds me, have to check on fencing supply companies... I'd like to buy some stock.
don't take this wrong, but I'm shopping for simians as we speak...
I wish Texas would go away, it's like trying to get Beetlejuice to stop being a dick long enough for the house to be quiet.
Now if we can just find a way to convince Louie Gohmert to take up the post of Texan Ambassador to Moscow
CIA sting operation, convince Gohmert to accept surreptitious Russian money and support for a Texas independence movement (only you can be the first President of Texas, Louie!), then convict him for espionage and treason.
As a Utahn, I welcome my new bear-wrestling, naked-horseback-riding overlord.
We're pretty fond of the military bases, too.
La Putin is a brain-twisted strongman. The weirdos in the secessionist movement are brain-twisted strongman groupies. It's a natural fit. You know, once you get used to it.
There are already tunnels between all the Walmarts. How hard can it be to rule Texas with a small, mobile KGB team?
Another installment of "Bad Cinema."
a recent gathering of European wingnuts in St. Petersburg
It was certainly the biggest crowd ever to turn out at Tropicana Field. **Reads article** Er, never mind.
Это провокация!
And while we are at it, let's return Lousiana to the French. Let's throw in Mississippi as an incentive.