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Excuse me. The People's Autonomous Enclave of Austin.

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"New Braunfels State Representative Donna Campbell tried to stem the U.N.'s aggression with a bill that would ban foreign control of the Alamo......"Have to assume Campbell will not be their UN ambassador person.

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Dubya can see Russia from his shower!

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FFS, Texas, just go already.

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We can use all the troops we move out of Texas to guard that border.

Which reminds me, have to check on fencing supply companies... I'd like to buy some stock.

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don't take this wrong, but I'm shopping for simians as we speak...

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I wish Texas would go away, it's like trying to get Beetlejuice to stop being a dick long enough for the house to be quiet.

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Now if we can just find a way to convince Louie Gohmert to take up the post of Texan Ambassador to Moscow

CIA sting operation, convince Gohmert to accept surreptitious Russian money and support for a Texas independence movement (only you can be the first President of Texas, Louie!), then convict him for espionage and treason.

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As a Utahn, I welcome my new bear-wrestling, naked-horseback-riding overlord.

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We're pretty fond of the military bases, too.

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La Putin is a brain-twisted strongman. The weirdos in the secessionist movement are brain-twisted strongman groupies. It's a natural fit. You know, once you get used to it.

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There are already tunnels between all the Walmarts. How hard can it be to rule Texas with a small, mobile KGB team?

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Another installment of "Bad Cinema."

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a recent gathering of European wingnuts in St. Petersburg

It was certainly the biggest crowd ever to turn out at Tropicana Field. **Reads article** Er, never mind.

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Это провокация!

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And while we are at it, let's return Lousiana to the French. Let's throw in Mississippi as an incentive.

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