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The Quirk's avatar

Hope a couple come back w/ a taste for brains. Of course, this being Texas. . .

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diogenez's avatar

Nero, er PERRY will be so disappointed.

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diogenez's avatar

Speaking of the cognitively diminished, maybe Dubya can make us a nice painting.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Prosecutorial misconduct in Texas? Naw, can't be.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Nothing will r e tar d the swift justice of the wonkette comments ninjas.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Derp in the heart of Texas

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

We can still make kids with IQs in the low 60s take standardized tests, though, so long as they a few get "accommodations" like extra time and can have some words read out loud to them.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

<runs in breathlessly> Hi, guys! Is anyone in Texass claiming yet that he faked his IQ? You know, like people do 11-12 years before they commit a crime that will get them the death penalty?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The ones the ninjas destroy. (AOT,K)

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SullivanSt's avatar

That PT... shouldn't it be "No Justice <strong>IN</strong> Texas Justice"?

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