Just today we got around to reading this New York Times story about how efficient Texas is with killing condemned prisoners, and then the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals put a halt to its next scheduled execution. What on earth could have convinced a federal court to stop our most bloodthirsty state government from carrying out its God-given – and only – talent, the one for quickly and efficiently jabbing men with needles and pumping them full of drugs until they are dead?
We can still make kids with IQs in the low 60s take standardized tests, though, so long as they a few get "accommodations" like extra time and can have some words read out loud to them.
<runs in breathlessly> Hi, guys! Is anyone in Texass claiming yet that he faked his IQ? You know, like people do 11-12 years before they commit a crime that will get them the death penalty?
Hope a couple come back w/ a taste for brains. Of course, this being Texas. . .
Nero, er PERRY will be so disappointed.
Speaking of the cognitively diminished, maybe Dubya can make us a nice painting.
Prosecutorial misconduct in Texas? Naw, can't be.
Nothing will r e tar d the swift justice of the wonkette comments ninjas.
Derp in the heart of Texas
We can still make kids with IQs in the low 60s take standardized tests, though, so long as they a few get "accommodations" like extra time and can have some words read out loud to them.
<runs in breathlessly> Hi, guys! Is anyone in Texass claiming yet that he faked his IQ? You know, like people do 11-12 years before they commit a crime that will get them the death penalty?
The ones the ninjas destroy. (AOT,K)
That PT... shouldn&#039;t it be &quot;No Justice <strong>IN</strong> Texas Justice&quot;?