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You are hired!

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No mention of what law requires compliance? Can’t the schools just tell him to fuck right off?

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It should be - there's some very graphic scenes of incest in the Bible...

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They should respond. "In the interest of completeness, here is a list of every book in our library. We trust you will be better able than us to discern which books are of interest re: your current enquiry."

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You can eat burgers and you can eat lead but you cain't eat books

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Ssssh! Don't give him ideas.

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Maybe something shorter and pithier... like Dear State Rep. Fuck off.

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I thought "House Committee on General Investigating" was one of Doc's snarky titles, like "House Scoobies into All The Things" or something. Nope, they really called it that. smh

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well, Farenheit 451 is quite short, so maybe this Krause specimen could spell his way through it to the end. Got my copy in gradeschool through that company, what was it, Scholastic?

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Didn't you read yesterday's article about the St. Louis gun nut running for Senator who made up this long, involved bullshit story about how a client of his (he's a lawyer) was molested by her uncle and was forced by the state to carry the result to term, but has since turned her life around and gotten a Masters degree, and not only that, but the child has also gotten her Masters, which given the timeline, seems improbable unless they're handing out degrees to ten year olds now.So. He made up this obviously bogus story to justify not allowing exceptions for rape or incest, which means he is objectively pro rape and incest.

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It is also in graphic novel form, in case Krause is not too keen on reading.

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Good call

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Ya know, we have These People here in WA state as well. But as far as I know, they don't go after the school boards all that much. They prefer to home school on the state's money.

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'Mein Kampf'?

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jeebus.

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