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If you see a white one that ISN'T curly, retreat to a minimum of 400 meters, THEN TELL SOMEONE.

ftfy

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He's the master, fershur

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To be clear, we fought that particular little war because Mexico had outlawed slavery and we were running out of territory to expand slavery into.

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A gun that looked like a clock OR a gun that is also a clock, for killing time, with votes.

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That bigoted, botoxed bimbo that calls herself a mayor needs a smack. I am so angry over this. And if those jackasses at the school truly believed they were dealing with a bomb, ever student and staff member should have been evacuated immediately. But it's just a bunch of dim witted priveleged white folks and their racist, fear-driven happy horseshit.

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#IdiotLivesMatter

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My initial reaction

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I am going to borrow that. Math nerds don't laugh at much but they will laugh at that.

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Go right ahead! I stoled it from the interwebs years ago.

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So I'm not sure why no one has said anything about this but... What if this whole thing was fake like the whole story? How could this have gone off in class like it was claimed to have done? It needs to be plugged in I see no additional battery pack to supply current. How could it have gone off in the middle of class without being plugged in? Check the police photos of the device and you will see what I mean. All he did was disassembled a count down clock

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Alright, you. Come along with us, quietly. You're being arrested for knowing things.

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Assumes facts not in evidence (engineering teacher knows facts)

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I hope he goes on to become a supervillain and builds a mind-ray that turns all Texans into mindless zombies.

OH MY GOD! IT'S TOO LATE!!

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That just proves he's a foreign terrorist -- American kids use their phones.

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Well, except for some smart phones.

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