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Bitter Scribe's avatar

When exactly did county clerks become the supreme legal authority in this country?

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

So did Donna Rose give her consent for that tat?

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Around the same time the county sheriff became elevated above the President...PIDOOMA, basically.

Jared James's avatar

Jerkface-Americans knew you Fraudulent Americans would have a hissy fit over how the Constipation works in Real Amercia, but if God says those babbies aren't Real Americans, that is just how it is, same as if they were Fag-Americans or Lady-Americans.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Well you've got to hand it to the paranoid racists of Texas, they sure do excel in both paranoia and racist dickery in all facets of life...

TxSpinyLizrd's avatar

Geez, I miss Ann Richards.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Trump's birf cert. sez he was born in "Jamaica". That could be Jamaica, Queens or Jamaica, Jamaica. There is no proof either way. And his mother was NOT BORN IN THE U.S.A.!!!1!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Enough with your foreign law. American Jeebus says "fuck the poor" - Book of ALEC, 1:1

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Todd Starnes....the ugly babby of America's id.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Plus, if you fire them for being dicks they go on Fox News and claim persecution for being conservatives- not because they are rank incompetents with all of the professionalism of a small child but because they stand for the same. Then they lecture other people on hard work as a way to get ahead, I know it's maddening....

r m reddicks's avatar

Richards could speech a line. I miss Molly Ivins.

r m reddicks's avatar

It's difficult to expect much from Alamo slave humper dreck. Though there are good folks in Texas, he caveated.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

And there's always a Bible verse that proves they are right.