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No more floods. Gawd promised!Well, actually, He promised that He wouldn't send one . . . and He's not the one melting the polar ice caps, is He?

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The president of the University of Texas has a matchbox in a vault in his office.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I wouldn't be surprised at all. As the partner of someone who collects coins, I know that Texas could easily double their investment by doing short runs and marking up the gold 100%, and people would fight tooth and nail to get them. Then they could buy more gold and keep the scam going almost forever.

BadKitty904's avatar

Woot! I was hoping somebody'd get that joke...

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I transitioned into a Banana Republic once, but I couldn't afford anything there.

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The 100% markup amounts to getting the wingnut gold bugs to voluntarily pay a tax to Texas. You have to admit, it's brilliant in its simplicity. I wonder if that McNaughton hack could do the designs, or if all they really need is a bunch of eagles, stars, and Alamo clip-art.

RogationDays's avatar

Florida, I'm counting on you to take a little of the pain away.

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Well, as to the latter, there was something about "Ye shall know them by their fruits." You'd think the Christianists would have wised up to them by now.

m3bosha's avatar

Texas -- Give us a billion dollars in gold.Fed -- Um, no.

Zyxomma's avatar

TX should be collecting all the rainwater deluging it. Once the SHTF, potable water will be an exceedingly valuable commodity, like seeds. They've already got enough guns & ammo.

Bowser Faust's avatar

I don't know... Texas had a book depository once, and something bad happened. Maybe what they meant is a gold suppository?

Glenn Mayo's avatar

Well, heck, if y'all don't like what we're doing here in Texas, PLEASE, feel free to remain in your Liberal hellholes and DO NOT come to Texas - EVER. We'd mightily appreciate that.

richardgrabman's avatar

Damn, I better. I'm a Mexican publisher, and we're re-issuing a classic work on the Best Mexican writer in German of all times...