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YetAnotherRebecca's avatar

Thanks for the easy links to charities that are already working on the ground. Just sent a few of my Ameros to the SPCA (I'm such a sucker for small fuzzy things) and to the food bank. The pictures and video I've been seeing just make my heart jump to my throat. Imagining myself (and family, and pets) in their situation just sucks the breath right out of me. These poor people.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

OOOO. That may leave a mark.

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Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Look, America, I know it's kind of against your principles but national ID cards are quite convenient. Every citizen has one regardless of status or ability to drive.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

No. That's more of a Shelbyville Idea.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

And not about the yucky black man? How could that be? It's...it's almost as if children aren't born hating someone who doesn't look like them. But that can't be right.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

If you mean Trump ties, perhaps you meant to put scare quotes around "good". Also too, they need some tape to keep them looking "sharp" at the only length he knows how to tie them.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

So he's a weatherman now?

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RogationDays's avatar

I like it...but won't some people think Big Brother yada yada?

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clammeringclams's avatar

ISWYDT

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Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Yeah, there are always people who think that. To be fair, this is not an issue yet in countries where ID cards don't have a chip (like France), but it will be when the government start delivering secure electronic ID cards.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

It was sad to go every week and see people go downhill, some faster than others, and then one day they just wouldn't be there.

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Stulexington's avatar

Oh you get around that by charging a nominal fee so it's voluntary.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

I'd still like to see it conditional on Ted Cruz publicly apologizing to the people of New Jersey.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Younger sibling in Houston. Has generator. Has lights, teevee, fridge. No water in the house.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The 10th plague won't bother Trump unless God changes the rules and takes the first-born females.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Maybe he's having a bad hair day.

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