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That will only increase their efforts to suppress, because a Messican majority in the legislature means the end of their world. (For some reason, they think this would be a bad thing.)

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The only thing remotely surprising is how fucking blatant they are about it.

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That's outrageous . . . being white should be good enough!

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"she had the option of voting by mail"

Wouldn't actual voter fraud be easier by mail? I mean, couldn't you just follow the mailman on the day he's delivering the ballots, gather up a bunch, and make your choice?

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That's a whole different thing. Brown types need to get a national network to back them up -- and not just liberal lamestream media, either. Because Texas knows it's the brown types who commit voter fraud (it's the only possible Texplanation for all the votes they cast for Demoncrats.)

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In what is being hailed as a rare example of bipartisan coöperation, Senate Democrats and Republicans came together today on a near-unanimous vote to defund Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas). The measure, which shuts down all nonessential functions of Sen. Cruz, passed by a margin of ninety-nine to one. As the final vote was announced this morning, Sen. Cruz’s microphone was unplugged and the Senate exploded with cheers on both sides of the aisle....

<a href="http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/borowitzreport\/2013\/09\/senate-reaches-bipartisan-deal-to-shut-down-ted-cruz.html\?utm_source=tny&amp\;utm_medium=email&amp\;utm_campaign=borowitz&amp\;mbid=nl_Borowitz \(172\)" target="_blank">Senate Reaches Bipartisan Deal to Shut Down Ted Cruz </a>

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Yeah, that sums up pretty much anything that happens in Texas.

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Every document that has a fee is a de facto and unconstitutional poll tax.

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end game.

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Don't mess with Texas' voter suppression.

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Probably something the threat of a deep vaginal ultra-sound would solve? Just putting it out there!

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