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fuflans's avatar

apparently a rose by any other name is not as sweet.

Jared James's avatar

Sounds like a feature, not a bug.

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Maybe the dems can set up offices with authority to take official photos and generate Voter IDs. (Haha, just kidding. They'd be required to get hospital admitting privileges.)

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"He was staunch democrat." When you're twice as smart as the teabaggers, that does tend to happen.

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Don't say that out loud. Remember, this is Texas we're talking about.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Who knew that there were so many people named "Madeinchina" in Texas?

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Honey, what's the number for 411?"

Lefty Mark's avatar

If I ever get ready to move to Texas, I'll first change my name to Rochester deVeauta.

Son of Einer Vladi deVeauta and Emma Weimarov deVeauta.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

So women and minorities will have trouble voting. I'm not quite sure where you're headed with this, Dok...

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So what's the reason for the fucking PHOTO on the fucking PHOTO ID?

They're not called the One Star State for nothing.

PsycWench's avatar

I will be sure to wave Hi to my 83-year-old stepdad on election day. He shouldn't be hard to spot.

PsycWench's avatar

My dad once owned a car lot named "Allen Motor Sales" and he got some mail addressed to "Moto Allen". Good thing he's not in Texas coz that could come back to haunt him.

chascates's avatar

If it prevents sharia law and UN Agenda 21 it's all worth it!