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apparently a rose by any other name is not as sweet.

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Sounds like a feature, not a bug.

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Maybe the dems can set up offices with authority to take official photos and generate Voter IDs. (Haha, just kidding. They'd be required to get hospital admitting privileges.)

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"He was staunch democrat." When you're twice as smart as the teabaggers, that does tend to happen.

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Don't say that out loud. Remember, this is Texas we're talking about.

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Who knew that there were so many people named "Madeinchina" in Texas?

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"Honey, what's the number for 411?"

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If I ever get ready to move to Texas, I'll first change my name to Rochester deVeauta.

Son of Einer Vladi deVeauta and Emma Weimarov deVeauta.

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So women and minorities will have trouble voting. I'm not quite sure where you're headed with this, Dok...

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So what's the reason for the fucking PHOTO on the fucking PHOTO ID?

They're not called the One Star State for nothing.

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I will be sure to wave Hi to my 83-year-old stepdad on election day. He shouldn't be hard to spot.

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My dad once owned a car lot named "Allen Motor Sales" and he got some mail addressed to "Moto Allen". Good thing he's not in Texas coz that could come back to haunt him.

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If it prevents sharia law and UN Agenda 21 it's all worth it!

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