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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

With Marcus, you should <i>back away</i> slowly.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's a gang with a rough initiation. Gives new meaning to "making the cut."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Its a nice day for an all-white wedding.

FIFY.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Doesn't matter - the goddamm paper roll in the register always runs out in whatever line I'm in.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

That's a good strategy, too. However, I contend that I'm still faster than most getting through the checkout even though I clip coupons and pay with a check.

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marxalot's avatar

I hate Dallas.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd say that associate needs to be punished, but she already works at Wallyworld- that's punishment enough.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>Also, it’s “fewer,” you monsters</i>

More music and Les Nessman

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bobbert's avatar

Vagina?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And then there's <i><a href="http:\/\/www.thefrisky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/07\/River-Themed-Wedding-600x450.jpg" target="_blank">Wedding Tackle. </a> </i>

Or maybe <a href="http:\/\/www.weddingphototallahassee...\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Kelly-Luke-Wedding-498-1038x576.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Texas, every man has the right to double barrel.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>... “store policy” not to reproduce any picture containing a weapon ...</em>

Does that include dick pix? Asking for a friend.

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Lot_49's avatar

They're only non-gangy because they're non-blah.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...something about a "clean cut" white couple in Texas being called "gang members" makes my penis tingle!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...the NRA vs Walmart?!?!

Someone pass the popcorn please!!! This is like Godzilla vs. Mothra!

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