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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

With Marcus, you should <i>back away</i> slowly.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's a gang with a rough initiation. Gives new meaning to "making the cut."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Its a nice day for an all-white wedding.

FIFY.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Doesn't matter - the goddamm paper roll in the register always runs out in whatever line I'm in.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

That's a good strategy, too. However, I contend that I'm still faster than most getting through the checkout even though I clip coupons and pay with a check.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd say that associate needs to be punished, but she already works at Wallyworld- that's punishment enough.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>Also, it’s “fewer,” you monsters</i>

More music and Les Nessman

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And then there's <i><a href="http:\/\/www.thefrisky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/07\/River-Themed-Wedding-600x450.jpg" target="_blank">Wedding Tackle. </a> </i>

Or maybe <a href="http:\/\/www.weddingphototallahassee...\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Kelly-Luke-Wedding-498-1038x576.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Texas, every man has the right to double barrel.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>... “store policy” not to reproduce any picture containing a weapon ...</em>

Does that include dick pix? Asking for a friend.

Lot_49's avatar

They're only non-gangy because they're non-blah.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...something about a "clean cut" white couple in Texas being called "gang members" makes my penis tingle!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...the NRA vs Walmart?!?!

Someone pass the popcorn please!!! This is like Godzilla vs. Mothra!