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Lot_49's avatar

The California prison guards' unions support these prosecutions, which they refer to internally as "the Full Employment Initiative."

Man, the War on Drugs is going <i>great!</i> The enemy body count is up, we can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and we'll soon have peace in our time. It's almost like Henry Kissinger negotiated a truce.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Charging somebody with a non-existent crime should be a crime.

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bobbert's avatar

No, he's Texan.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

It's Texas, for fuck's sake. Why go to all this fuss about "reasons" and "laws", when all you wanna do is rig the system.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Speaking of which, does the Wonket babby have a babby license? If not you can get one at the abortionplex, in the basement, after you cross the chasm on the rickety rope bridge.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Throw that kid in jail, he's a drug user!

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