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that feel when

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do. not. give. uup.

i am with you every day, but we MUST fight,.

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this.

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He doesn't need Avenatti to roast him when he's perfectly capable of sticking a skewer up his own ass and roasting himself.

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Look at the upside. If Trump gives away the store and the US becomes just an annex of a Socialist country, we might actually wind up with good public transportation and universal healthcare.

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"...maybe the Dealmaker in Chief will get nothing, and he can take his chances with a new, bluer Congress next fall."

"NAFTA we Hafta." - The Clinton Administration

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Huggies guy was doing it wrong, apparently.

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TOLDJA!

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Does Donnie know this?

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True dat, very similar record

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We'll get tired of winning...

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They haven't noticed how many of the tears are from laughter.

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"Fire and Fury" screwed us by exposing his royal laziness. Now his keepers are insisting that he hold meetings and such where nothing good can emerge. Go back to bed!

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Admittedly, i figured i would. I love insane comic book violence and sarcasm

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Change the chain of succession withing the FBI so the person he wants who will do his bidding is next in line. Fire Wray during a recess and put his person in as a recess appointment that does not need Congressional approval. Have that person run amok and fire everyone not personally loyal to Trump.

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