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fuflans's avatar

do. not. give. uup.

i am with you every day, but we MUST fight,.

phoenix00's avatar

He doesn't need Avenatti to roast him when he's perfectly capable of sticking a skewer up his own ass and roasting himself.

LiberalANDProud's avatar

Look at the upside. If Trump gives away the store and the US becomes just an annex of a Socialist country, we might actually wind up with good public transportation and universal healthcare.

LiberalANDProud's avatar

"...maybe the Dealmaker in Chief will get nothing, and he can take his chances with a new, bluer Congress next fall."

"NAFTA we Hafta." - The Clinton Administration

H0mer0's avatar

Huggies guy was doing it wrong, apparently.

Leftflank's avatar

True dat, very similar record

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

We'll get tired of winning...

Robin Goodfellow's avatar

They haven't noticed how many of the tears are from laughter.

Monty Market's avatar

"Fire and Fury" screwed us by exposing his royal laziness. Now his keepers are insisting that he hold meetings and such where nothing good can emerge. Go back to bed!

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

Admittedly, i figured i would. I love insane comic book violence and sarcasm

shivaskeeper's avatar

Change the chain of succession withing the FBI so the person he wants who will do his bidding is next in line. Fire Wray during a recess and put his person in as a recess appointment that does not need Congressional approval. Have that person run amok and fire everyone not personally loyal to Trump.