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At least when you pop a crotch zit...never mind, I can’t finish that thought.

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Drunk a glass of water?Recognised a camel?His awesome accomplishments are endless!

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I hadn't really thought about it before, but given how everything he does is projection, do we know that they're not spying on the Biden campaign?

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I hate Santorum with all of my ability to hate. AND, I love this picture and whenever I make a fake sad face I channel his daughter: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I say that the media didn't write about this nonsense because they've heard the boy shepherd cry "Wolf" too often.

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Breaking news: Bar Raises Bar, Disbars Barr

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...unhinges jaw...

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I've been sending them a twenty every month since 11/09/16,

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Newt Gingrich is going to roast in hell.

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I'm still going with Rupert Murdoch.

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I get a thrill out of knowing he’s watching my wanking motions.

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Well, the Russians were invading Germany from the east, while the rest of the Allies were invading through the west. So to someone as dimwitted as Marbles Halflostthem, that's a kind of disarray.

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No kink shaming!

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You just know their spy blends right in .

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