Comrades! Do you remember yesterday, and today, when your Wonkette was broked? The husband yelled and scared the baby. Kaili shook and trembled and PANICKED! like an undrugged sheltie on the Fourth of July. Dok and Evan took a nap. I poured liquor into a cup and searched for fundraising thermometers that looked like dicks. So pretty much a typical Wonkette day! Except for one thing: how we asked you for moneys and then you sent us FIFTEEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED OF THEM.
My beloved and I work our way through some tequila every once in a while, and this is our experience also too. The clothes don't actually disappear, though. They just fly off.
Nnnnoooo. Not in my family, at least. We are a proud people with a long tradition of losing land and homes and stuffs. We got this far. We'll keep ticking. Just, you know, in perhaps less-than-ideal surroundings for a bit.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those that leave fingerprints all over the monitor, and those who break the fingers of those that leave the fingerprints....
Around '96 or so, a friend introduced me to its *real* name: you don't win with Windows, you only lose, so for us, it was lose95, lose98, and the *perfectly* named LoseMe.
A baby that cute was definitely worth all the hemorrhoids. Although she would have been jjust as cute without going through all that -- or the server equivalent later.
The guilt became too much! I will be buying a pack of smokes every month from here on out. Best my laid off rear end could offer for the buttsechs at this time. But keep the smokes away from the baby! Wish someone had kept them away from me. And keep them away from the server - No more coughs!
Cats reject your pathetic attempts at humor, earthling.
I try to keep my card(s) maxed out. That way, if they are lost or stolen no one can use them! Duh!
Because Coors Light?
Screw the touchscreen monitor. It was my understanding there would be jet-packs!
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
My beloved and I work our way through some tequila every once in a while, and this is our experience also too. The clothes don't actually disappear, though. They just fly off.
Martini's.
One is just right, two is too many, three is not enough.
Although I prefer vodka.
Nnnnoooo. Not in my family, at least. We are a proud people with a long tradition of losing land and homes and stuffs. We got this far. We'll keep ticking. Just, you know, in perhaps less-than-ideal surroundings for a bit.
Hmmm...I do like snow, and I hear tell Minnesota's filled to the very brim with it on an annual.
I still have a monthly subscription, TYVM, and I haven't even cancelled it ever even though I am very broke.
Also, your baby is adorable. "It's so little!" Babies are magic. It's toddlers I can live without.
I solved that problem over 15 years ago, after the last re-re-re-re...install of Lose95: I run Linux. I don't got none o' that stupid stuff....
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those that leave fingerprints all over the monitor, and those who break the fingers of those that leave the fingerprints....
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Around '96 or so, a friend introduced me to its *real* name: you don't win with Windows, you only lose, so for us, it was lose95, lose98, and the *perfectly* named LoseMe.
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A baby that cute was definitely worth all the hemorrhoids. Although she would have been jjust as cute without going through all that -- or the server equivalent later.
Glad you are all better.
ME TOO. Thank you friend.
The guilt became too much! I will be buying a pack of smokes every month from here on out. Best my laid off rear end could offer for the buttsechs at this time. But keep the smokes away from the baby! Wish someone had kept them away from me. And keep them away from the server - No more coughs!