Remember United American Technologies, the faith-based phone carrier whose telemarketers pleasantly explain the danger of using long-distance service providers who aren't gay-hating liars? We found another couple of prank phone calls to them. They're lengthy, but definitely worth listening to for the frightening combination of preternatural patience and good-natured homophobia that the UAT employees display. Consider, for example, this bit near the end of the first call:
"Thank You for Holding and Opposing Gay Marriage"
"Thank You for Holding and Opposing Gay…
"Thank You for Holding and Opposing Gay Marriage"
Remember United American Technologies, the faith-based phone carrier whose telemarketers pleasantly explain the danger of using long-distance service providers who aren't gay-hating liars? We found another couple of prank phone calls to them. They're lengthy, but definitely worth listening to for the frightening combination of preternatural patience and good-natured homophobia that the UAT employees display. Consider, for example, this bit near the end of the first call: