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Ikimizi's avatar

Literally- So now we know who's causing the earthquakes, and it's not the gays.

Ikimizi's avatar

We left the lights on.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He did. He was also a yoga instructor.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

How can you call yourself a Christian if you don't take Joshua 10:12-13 literally?

<i>Joshua said to the Lord in the presence of Israel: "Sun, stand still over Gibeon, and you, moon, over the Valley of Aijalon.” So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself on its enemies,</i>

There you have it, geocentrism <i>and</i> God-sanctioned genocide.

Incoming Ham's avatar

"Hey, it was a check" -- Kate Mulgrew

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Duh, because God wanted them to. What are you, some kind of non-believer?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wall-E had them, but then they made some stupid completely unbelievable Disney-like ending where the fat-ass soda-slurping people actually work to make the planet better.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I find it very comforting to believe there's a supreme being out there in charge of everything, who created the entire universe, including the word gullible, which totally refers to other people and not me.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you mean it didn't?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not according to George Clooney

chascates's avatar

Michio Kaku will go on any show just to hear his voice I think. Scientists including Bill Nye need to stop even talking to these people. It only gives the flat-earthers some legitimacy and never convinces the neanderthals of anything.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and just how did Tuvok turn into a Vulcan after being a renegade human technician named Devor and also too a Klingon named T'Kar?

Dylan Black's avatar

You know Kate if you needed money that badly you could have just asked us instead of stooping to this level.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

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