We've been too busy celebrating Pagan Earth Day with a bunch of wiccans and gay wizards, at Hogwarts, to notice the new consensus about nervous GOP weirdo Paul Ryan: He apparently finished off the entire "tea party movement" the Koch Brothers created by simply admitting what the Corporate Far-Right has been trying to do for half a century: Destroy Medicare, destroy Social Security, and leave 80% of the country (including the deluded working-class "GOP base") to fuck off and die in old age, as soon as they're no longer able to stand up at the Wal-Mart cash register.
A coupon for Long John Silverstein's, that's what you want. A nice piece fish, pilaf, salad bar, and a beverage. Talk about the rapture! I'll skip the fried shrimp and the coronary, thank you very much.
In my day, we didn't burn iPhones, we burned draft cards and bras. Pointy ones.
I think acid would still be a better gift to our legislators. Can you imagine Grandpa Cornpants, Jon Kyl, and Lindsay Graham tripping their asses off and having a compassion attack? I would give everything I have for the chance to see the Republican caucus experience LSD-inspired transcendental awe and empathy.
If the Ryan coupon plan does all the wonderful things the Repubicans claim for it, they should be bold enough to want it for all seniors and near-seniors immediately. By excluding those over 55, the benefits won't start for another 10 years. Then only for a limited number of "beneficiaries".
If I thought we could trust the dems to show actual anger, I'd be w/ you on this; but they spent all last session saying "Thankyou, may I have another" so much, I think the masochism is too well ingrained. And inbred, also too.
Yet the only "pinata" the press recognizes is the birf cerficate. If the Dems are pounding anything, I haven't heard about it.
They'll try to pay you with vouchers, GS.
Enough with the deep-fried trayf.
A coupon for Long John Silverstein's, that's what you want. A nice piece fish, pilaf, salad bar, and a beverage. Talk about the rapture! I'll skip the fried shrimp and the coronary, thank you very much.
In my day, we didn't burn iPhones, we burned draft cards and bras. Pointy ones.
I think acid would still be a better gift to our legislators. Can you imagine Grandpa Cornpants, Jon Kyl, and Lindsay Graham tripping their asses off and having a compassion attack? I would give everything I have for the chance to see the Republican caucus experience LSD-inspired transcendental awe and empathy.
If the Ryan coupon plan does all the wonderful things the Repubicans claim for it, they should be bold enough to want it for all seniors and near-seniors immediately. By excluding those over 55, the benefits won't start for another 10 years. Then only for a limited number of "beneficiaries".
And I bite my tongue every time some anti-Canadian slander is.... actually, you are all pretty nice to the Canadians.
Qu'on leur coupe la tête!
If I thought we could trust the dems to show actual anger, I'd be w/ you on this; but they spent all last session saying "Thankyou, may I have another" so much, I think the masochism is too well ingrained. And inbred, also too.
Are these Ryans related to Andrew Ryan from Bioshock?
Yet the only "pinata" the press recognizes is the birf cerficate. If the Dems are pounding anything, I haven't heard about it.
if a bagger shot himself in the face he would miss.
It's a lobotomy, stupid!
Maybe those things cost too much.