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They'll try to pay you with vouchers, GS.

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Enough with the deep-fried trayf.

A coupon for Long John Silverstein's, that's what you want. A nice piece fish, pilaf, salad bar, and a beverage. Talk about the rapture! I'll skip the fried shrimp and the coronary, thank you very much.

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In my day, we didn't burn iPhones, we burned draft cards and bras. Pointy ones.

I think acid would still be a better gift to our legislators. Can you imagine Grandpa Cornpants, Jon Kyl, and Lindsay Graham tripping their asses off and having a compassion attack? I would give everything I have for the chance to see the Republican caucus experience LSD-inspired transcendental awe and empathy.

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If the Ryan coupon plan does all the wonderful things the Repubicans claim for it, they should be bold enough to want it for all seniors and near-seniors immediately. By excluding those over 55, the benefits won't start for another 10 years. Then only for a limited number of "beneficiaries".

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And I bite my tongue every time some anti-Canadian slander is.... actually, you are all pretty nice to the Canadians.

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Qu'on leur coupe la tête!

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If I thought we could trust the dems to show actual anger, I'd be w/ you on this; but they spent all last session saying "Thankyou, may I have another" so much, I think the masochism is too well ingrained. And inbred, also too.

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Are these Ryans related to Andrew Ryan from Bioshock?

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Yet the only "pinata" the press recognizes is the birf cerficate. If the Dems are pounding anything, I haven't heard about it.

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if a bagger shot himself in the face he would miss.

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It's a lobotomy, stupid!

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Maybe those things cost too much.

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