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Did you visit justice upon your fellow traveler last night?

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From my point of view, the only things that could go wrong are (a) not enough liquor, and/or (b) not enough ammo.

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A storm (fueled by global warming) that dumps in in the convention center would be much, much better.

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And ammo! Lots and lots of ammo.

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If you have a stripper's cold, dead hands on your pole, you've got a LOT of explaining to do.

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Odd that soda bottles full of gasoline are OK under these rules. Just saying.

Also, great lawn sign, spotted upstate:

"Yeah, whatever. Romney. 2012."

That period after "Romney" is just <u>so</u> expressive. Pray for rain on election day, because these folks (fully half of the GOPtard base) are so not motivated.

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<i>"... it's only proper that they establish a "Free fire zone" for the exercise of Second Amendment rights.</i>

They did. It's called "Florida."

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Lefties are actually smart enough not to read that into the story. Wingnuts, ehhh, not so much.

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Speking of Floriduh .... I'm guessing these <a href="http:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/shooting_target_hoodie_gun_hooded_tshirt_shirt-235790444427759788" target="_blank">these </a>aren't selling very well at all.

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A little forced, but ingenious.

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How about paintball guns, I wonder.

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Needs moar crossbows and morningstars.

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An armed convention is a polite convention.

hahahahahahahahaha

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Who?

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