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One of my favorite movies ever. From stem to stern, a perfect succession of gags that manages to end with a hilarious dialogue gag. In a silent picture!

His widow used to turn up for screenings at the Silent Movie Theater. I regret that I was too standoffish to scrape up an acquaintance.

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...or 'Barbara Bush Jugs'

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Or viagra

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Wasn't El Rushbo and Dennis Miller both supposed to leave?

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Yugo LIbuZ!!1

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That's why Jeb wants to be president! The oval office has NO CORNERS!

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That's one sweet bass line. I bet he's been practicing it for years.

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Chang and Eng libels?

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ITYM "a derp bench."

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He attacks you because he's mean, and he likes making people suffer. What I don't get is that Jeb should totally know what that looks like. I guess we're seeing that seeking the arms of someone else who's going to give you the exact same abuse.

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Or a pit bull.

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YES!!! I love that title so hard.

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He's about ad intimidating as a high school geography teacher.

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"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best turd, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him a turd to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

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Jeb-ra, Jeb-ra, Jeb-ra! That was so wrong and so hilarious.

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The tip jar is a nice touch.

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