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Rick Strong's avatar

OK, I'm in, just have to wait to get my paycheck next week...

Fluffy Bunny's avatar

That's a more literal announcement of selling out than I expected.

Cheryl Seybert's avatar

Love your name for he who can longer be mentioned! I’m going to use it if that’s ok?! I’ve been using 🍊💩 but like yours better!!

RRJKR's avatar

This is a hostile takeover. Corporate raiders have succeeded in gaining control of the world's biggest prize, the US Federal government. Do you not expect them to start breaking it down and selling off assets?

Margaret's avatar

I want to know what happens to the billion dollars! It’s NOT HIS to sell!

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Investing one billion dollars? How are they gonna do that? Just give TrumpCo 1 billion dollars?

It is that, isn't it

Lola Renda's avatar

You using a decent hog picture on an essay about that asshole disgusts me.

Devon Williams's avatar

Inb4 the FCC gets sold to Newsmax. Or the Brawndo corporation.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. What a shitshow.

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

khaa-ryst...we're as fucked as fucked can possibly ever be 🙄

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Is the $1 billion to be paid in check or just dropped on Trump’s desk in an envelope?

Hank Napkin's avatar

And to think, $1 billion used to be quite a lot of money.

Patris's avatar

Trump knows how to bend over, doesn’t he?

Lot⁴⁹'s avatar

My "Like" should not be construed as indicating approval of this scheme.

Albionqueen's avatar

Me neither, it smells of corruption! 💩🤦‍♀️🤬😡☹️😱😤

Atrele Kasha's avatar

This is what the majority of the country wanted, just noting~

Albionqueen's avatar

It’s only just begun unfolding, l don’t think people realise just how gross it can get! 👱‍♀️🤬😡☹️🤦‍♀️

Atrele Kasha's avatar

It's not like we've had a four year sampler...

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Not precisely. The bulk of his voters wanted him to stick it to those elites who think they are better than us and fell for the easily spread lies. Another chunk just wanted to punish democrats for...something or other, it seemed to shift from person to person, but I am sure the Democrats sure learned their lessons. Then there were the fucks who could not be bothered at all.

Shame all of em decided their petty grievances were worth more than preventing fascism from taking over.

Atrele Kasha's avatar

Thus, this is what they wanted.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Well, a strong plurality at least.

Atrele Kasha's avatar

A majority. If not, this would not be happening

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Trump got <50% of the popular vote.

Atrele Kasha's avatar

And yet he is president and his party has a majority in the house and Senate.

Stop covering for assholes

This.

Is.

What.

They.

Wanted.

All of it.

"M"'s avatar

They had no idea ... because Republicans have spent half a century starving public education and doing their best to make people with the power to vote completely stupid

Atrele Kasha's avatar

Stop making excuses for evil.

This.

Is.

What.

They.

Wanted

TakingAmes's avatar

My apolitical father worked for the EPA under Anne Gorsuch, Justice Neil Gorsuch’s mother, placed by Ronnie Raygun. The only protest T-shirt I’ve ever seen my dad wear was protesting her policies. Presumably we’re heading right back there.