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james crubb's avatar

I think their dark lord would be quite happy with the achievements of Trump, the spawn of Beelzebub.

Machnethylsteinerbincolabird's avatar

Well there is this to worry about, Trump replacing Rosenstein instead of firing Mueller...

https://newrepublic.com/art...

starfanglednut's avatar

I think he honestly believes they don't apply to him because he's special. If the shit ever does hit the fan, he's going to be absolutely shocked. Followed by an explosion of narcissistic rage unparalleled in human history.

starfanglednut's avatar

What people do sometimes is a wait a day or two, then reply to the person's comment with their email.

starfanglednut's avatar

Food recycling! How awesome! I wish my building would do that.

starfanglednut's avatar

Oh ffs. What on earth is wrong with these people? It's not as if he doesn't have the money.

james crubb's avatar

'Event horizon', 'Angel heart', 'Gattaca' are full of Christmas cheer, "I" also think 'Hardware' should be appreciated for it's predictive nature, in these Trumpian times.

james crubb's avatar

Also look at how Trumfish degraded 2 million votes, a action that could be handy for ignoring Sad results.

james crubb's avatar

Well it is a magical time of year and I can almost hear Santa's missiles. Giving Jerusalem away is great way to stir shit up for war.

CassandraLeo's avatar

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

Ms.Moon's avatar

This is hilarious. Jared needs to pay the good lawyers because if he goes the Trump route he will not be able to get any competent defense lawyers this side of the world again.

sarafina's avatar

"so-called president"

atlantaloves's avatar

best one liner on this site...thank you Mr. or Miss Cavity.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

And attractive. And young, which is the opposite of being the oldest person ever inaugurated.