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12.5% is the actual math, methinks. For some reason, great-grandma wasn't able to shut that whole thing down.

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No question. This is simply a question of parentage, not "race" - but this goober is too dumb to know the difference.

I'd have to look into the story more closely to see if his "14%" is just the same fraction American "whites" have on average, or if it's specific to his recent ancestry.

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Given the fact that the number is inexact, my money is on a "true" value of 12.5%.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

is that the dance that Shari Lewis used to do?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Qualifications? Rape, murder, arson, and rape. You said rape twice. I like rape.

chascates's avatar

I'll send him a subscription to Ebony and a DVD set of Soul Train.

Incoming Ham's avatar

That was something I loved telling my racist father: "You (his DNA) have a percentage of Sub Saharan African DNA.

At that moment he lost his card.

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I really, really hope they find the "black DNA" on his Y chromosome. Because you know, in his tiny mind, it's gonna make <b>all the difference in the world.</b>

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"I refuse to join any master race that wouldn't have me as member." - Guy "Corn" Cobb

Painter of Goats's avatar

or perhaps an Ethiopian in the fallopian?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Shoot at his own reflection in a mirror and then claim that he was standing his ground?

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I believe the official position is now "Lies from the pit of Hell."

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Clayton Bigsby could not be reached for comment.