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chronozoan's avatar

The Kosher Nostra Strikes Again

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chronozoan's avatar

If you were to create a fictional character identical to Sheldon Adelson in every respect you would be rightfully accused of perpetuating an anti-semetic stereotype because that's what the man is.

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Leftflank's avatar

Not only are the Trumptoids disturbingly nefarious, but they are really bad at being so.Did they gain anything from this? Or, did they come out stinking like old fish all over again?

If President Obama had only known that the Spiraling Orange Cyclone of Death was going to be his follow up act, he could've really set some things up for The Demolition Don to destroy that actually benefitted us libs in the end.

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Charles I's avatar

Definitely from Hebrew.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

What a great likeness!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

??? They guy who adopted a teenage girl so he could fuck her?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They're all edible...once.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Picking them is the most fun. Getting chased by the bulls.

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Courser's avatar

Umm... thanks?

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mailman27's avatar

These fucking people. Can I just take a nap until this is all over?

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

No American ever blames America where blame is due.

FTFY

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Sorry, that is a bad joke, I have a sick sense of humor.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Ronald Lauder is. And he and the Mercers gave over 3 millions to 'Secure America Now' to run ads looking like travelogues where nasty Muslims had taken over places like France and the USA.

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fifthdentist's avatar

Prezidunt Trump done let me keep muh gunz which that Witch Hitlery woulda taken, just like 0bummer* took our gunz afore that. I jist got relesed from the Femur Camp** a couple week ago. I'm lookin' forward to gittin' back to mah bait shop bidness.***

* Larry actually was convicted of plotting to kill Muslims; his gun rights have since been restored by the Trump administration.** AKA "federal prison," where he served 10 months for plotting to kill said Muslims.*** Larry actually receives a disability check because he has a steel plate in his head from that time he was trying to stick an M-80 explosive up a dog's rectum and the fuse burned too quickly.

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james crubb's avatar

Uncle Pete's home help: we are just here to clean and nothing else.

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phoenix00's avatar

Strange, I remember him getting swiftboated.

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