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President Bing Bong

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The sticky part about him cancelling the election “because virus” is he had spent 8 months up to that point telling people to go out and do whatever the duck they wanted, breathing freely all over one another “because no virus, but if virus, bleach and antibiotics?” Would theoretically make it tricky to then do an about face and “for sure still party and stuff, but the election is canceled because it will kill you.”

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So lucky this gargantuan imbecile of an ass is no longer president. So unlucky that he ever was.

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I hate this man. That's all I have. Sorry.

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There has never been a better summation of trump

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Fuck, impeach his ass a third time.

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You know these stories circulated in the inner circles of GOP politics. You know, if Christie and Rove knew then they might share with McConnell and McCarthy and other senior GOP members of Congress...

...and still the gutless fucking wonders voted against impeachment!

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...and Lindsey Graham would have congratulated him on his inspired leadership.

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And still support the movement.

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Because logical consistency is the man’s trademark.

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Donald is being revealed as the pathetic dumbass he really is. He just happens to have had some money, which has given him some weight. In reality, he is just a run-of-the-mill pathetic dumbass.

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I would argue he has a gift for being a particularly wrong dumbass.

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Michelle plays VP to no one.

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Jesus god in heaven this motherfucker was our president

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And yet there are people who will still argue that Donnie's chimpanzee-with-an-AK-47 "leadership" style is just what we needed, and still need. Those people make my head hurt.

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