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EyeQueue's avatar

OT: I just sneezed and my partner said I sounded like a Viking that has just had too much mead and a whole chicken.

Now I haz a sad.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Huh. And here I thought the U.S. set the Philippines free out of guilt for having colonized them in the first place. Silly me.

aktlib101's avatar

Treason it is.

"Paul Krugman: Treason. People around Trump are insider trading ahead of his announcements"

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/3/24/2374620/-Paul-Krugman-Treason-People-around-Trump-are-insider-trading-ahead-of-his-announcements?

"Paul Krugman today:

Treason in the Futures Market - People close to Trump are trading based on national secrets.

When Trump called off his threatened strikes on Iran’s power plants, something interesting happened a few minutes before the announcement. There was a big spike in trades on the futures market.

https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/treason-in-the-futures-markets?r=4bv4c&utm_medium=ios&triedRedirect=true

"…This “sharp and isolated jump in volume” — which you can see for the oil futures market in the chart at the top of this post — was especially bizarre because there were no major news items — no major publicly available news items — to drive sudden big market transactions. The story would be baffling, except that there’s an obvious explanation: Somebody close to Trump knew what he was about to do, and exploited that inside information to make huge, instant profits.

"This wasn’t the first time something like this has happened under Trump. There were large, suspicious moves in the prediction market Polymarket before previous attacks on Iran and Venezuela. But this front-running of U.S. policy was really large: the Financial Times estimates the sales of oil futures in that magic minute Monday morning at about $580 million, and that doesn’t count the purchases of stock futures."

Krugman is very clear about what is happening here.

…When officers of a company or people close to them exploit confidential information for personal financial gain, that’s insider trading — which is illegal. But we have another word for situations in which people with access to confidential information regarding national security — such as plans to bomb or not to bomb another country — exploit that information for profit. That word is “treason.”

"Krugman’s assessment: our government is now thoroughly corrupt. Such governments are typically bad at fighting wars — and while arrogance is driving a lot of this, venality is right behind it.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Remember when insider trading was considered a crime in this country? The good old days . . .

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

We didn't *always* elect the dumbest, most corrupt motherfucker in the country as President, but it's been trending that way since Reagan. With three exceptions.

YaJagoff's avatar

George Carlin — ‘If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?’

Being released's avatar

>>Trump on Iranian leaders: "They're gonna make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing actually. They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I'm not gonna tell you what that present is but it was very significant prize"<<

A lot of people are asking if it was a giant wooden horse, but honestly I think Trump is negotiating with Jared Kushner using a funny accent.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I... I can't say that sounds unrealistic.

Is it any wonder mind altering substances have been with us for as long as we've know they exist?

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Someone gave him a box of Cracker Jacks and said it was from Iran.

Nancy Naive's avatar

A railroad made out of tan envelopes? Cool.

Rhand Holm's avatar

But the paper cuts...

VaselineHabits's avatar

So... voting isn't safe? Maybe the 2024 election was "hacked"?

Hell, my theory is they've been trying since 2020 and it finally worked out in 2024.

tek's avatar

Though I really don't think hand-counted paper ballots are the solution here.

Lot more hands, lot more actors, lot more Opportunities for Defects...

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Not just Georgia seems like. This is at least the basis for endless lawsuits post election.

tek's avatar

This is what "kick the can down the road" looks like.

Richard S's avatar

Fun Fact: The Philippines have their own superhero:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darna

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

off topic?

Our Liz, on her own podcast Law and Chaos:

"you can take the girl out of Wonkette, but you can't take the Wonkette out of the girl!"

[hooraaaaaay!]

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I've been too depressed to listen in a while, but I might go back for that line.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

OT: That loud CRACK you may have heard earlier was Dave Davies from the Kinks absolutely slapping the taste out of Moby’s mouth for calling “Lola” transphobic. This is just brutal.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/23/kinks-guitarist-dave-davies-hits-back-at-moby-about-lola-transphobic

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

And then there's this:

‪Aaron Rupar‬

‪@atrupar.com

· 40m

Trump pushes transphobia and then says of Mullin, "he might be worse than me".

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mht7hi4lln2c

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Moby? who gives a fuck what he thinks!

Whale Chowder's avatar

That's so weird, a song about falling in love with a trans person would be considered transphobic.

Do words mean anything anymore?

EyeQueue's avatar

As a fucking KID I understood the outcome of that song.

What in the fuck is wrong with these people?!?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Now he’s a grease spot. Making public a glowing letter from Jayne County praising the song is a level of humiliation few people ever experience. Fucking nitwit.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I was a teen when that song released. I knew immediately what it was about and never thought, "that's mean and denigrating."

Stupid fuckstick.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Moby always was as dumb as dirt.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Probably why he was never on my radar.

Babe Paley's avatar

OT--trump wrapped up his swearing in of MarkWayne by creeping on Mrs. MarkWayne and saying that she looks like she's 22 years old--"I see all these kids and then I look at her and she looks like she's 22 years old."

Schmannity's avatar

"22 is way too old for me, many people are saying"

Alternative Dog's avatar

He has to maintain the brand.

tek's avatar

Is this the day he became Presidential?

Schmannity's avatar

After furniture shopping with Mrs. Mullen

Rhand Holm's avatar

OT: "Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murder in Maryland"

These are words I've never seen strung together before.

https://www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/news/quadruple-amputee-professional-cornhole-player-dayton-webber-murder-maryland/

lmurr's avatar

Those cornhole dudes are intense.

Rhand Holm's avatar

I had to look up cornhole in this context. I had no idea that professional beanbag tossing existed.

lmurr's avatar

It has tv coverage.

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Yeah, you'd think it'd be Florida

Schmannity's avatar

Relatedly,

Platt Amendment (1903)

Approved on May 22, 1903, the Platt Amendment was a treaty between the U.S. and Cuba that attempted to protect Cuba's independence from foreign intervention. It permitted extensive U.S. involvement in Cuban international and domestic affairs for the enforcement of Cuban independence.

The Platt Amendment stipulated the conditions for U.S. intervention in Cuban affairs and permitted the United States to lease or buy lands for the purpose of establishing naval bases (the main one was Guantánamo Bay) and coaling stations in Cuba. It barred Cuba from going into debt, making a treaty that would give another nation power over its affairs, or stopping the United States from imposing a sanitation program on the island. Specifically, Article III required that the government of Cuba consent to the right of the United States to intervene in Cuban affairs for “the preservation of Cuban independence, the maintenance of a government adequate for the protection of life, property, and individual liberty, and for discharging the obligations with respect to Cuba imposed by the Treaty of Paris on the United States, now to be assumed and undertaken by the Government of Cuba.”

Babe Paley's avatar

OT--"This WAR has been won--it's only the fake news that's keeping it going."

Rhand Holm's avatar

He went to war to distract from his punching a 13 year old girl in the head who bit him while he forced her to give him oral sex. Since the Fake News isn't talking about it, the war was a complete success for him.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Is that why 3,000 people who jump out of perfectly good airplanes are on their way to it?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

yeah ... that "fake" news line doesn't really work anymore. They broke it when the EPSTEIN FILES were released.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We live in a pretty diverse neighborhood now. One of our neighbors is an extended Filipino family. On occasion, they have a family party with all the family there. Music and ... oh, the smells! the food! Genuinely nice family and everyone contributes.

America is better for and with immigrants.

Babe Paley's avatar

I've been wanting to try cooking adobo chicken. I've never had it before, but I make a similar thing (chicken with lots of vinegar and garlic) so I assume it would be a twist but GOOD.

Ruththecatlady's avatar

Omg, I LOVE chicken adobo. I think I may go home and make some this evening.

EyeQueue's avatar

I cooked it for the first time like 3 nights ago and it was *delicious*. I've never had it before, so I want to get some authentic stuff now. XD

pstokk's avatar

The spelling is pretty gruesome though. Not Tennessee or Mississippi gruesome, bur pretty gruesome. Better in tagalog of course.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Keep the immigrants.

Deport the racists.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I like Philippine cuisine.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I’ve not had enough to make an informed comment. Or maybe I have and just didn’t know it.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Neither have I, but I don't let silly things like 'lack of information' slow me down!