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Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

Do my ears deceive me or is that bunbun making adorable little snerking noises while nomming?

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Menotsure's avatar

"Eating the melon down to the rind" is an old southernese phrase. It has sexy time implications.

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WTAF's avatar

There’s a great burlesque nym somewhere in there 👅🤩😂💗🎶

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clairence's avatar

Oh, my!

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

The things I learn here, my goodness! The South seems to have lots of sayings that imply sexy times, huh?

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Menotsure's avatar

I'm certainly no expert, ...but ...shore 'nuf.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

The bunny was ready for her closeup...

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That bunny is all “what’s dis? Oh! Om nom nom”

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The raven lashed bun nibbles delicious and quenching melon.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Those lashes!

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

But, didn't it object to the mascara?

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That mascara was not tested on animals and has the running bunnies symbol.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

I watched a movie yesterday called Thunderhead: Son Of Flicka from1945 starring Roddy McDowell. Whole lots of horses, horses everywhere. After the opening credits, the following appears: "The producers are grateful for the invaluable assistance and approval of the American Humane Association under whose supervision this picture was made." Nowadays of course you see a disclaimer like that all the time even if there's only one kitty cat sleeping in the corner but that had to pretty rare 80 years ago.

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The Wanderer's avatar

White Rabbit!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Go ask Alice.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Nasty teeth and fangs!

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Jedi Senshi's avatar

Run-away, Run-away!!!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Look at the bones!

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Teen Vogue should get Fox's seat in the WH correspondents scrum.

Eric Adams is why I'm currently giving ranked choice voting the stink eye.

Bunnies: why do they need good eyesight anyway?

Deadheads for Kamala: I'm gonna get high from the secondhand smoke over Zoom!!! And, this should be followed by Jazz fans for Kamala, Folkies for Kamala, and Polka players for Kamala. (I'm sorry, but all accordion players go to hell. It's the law.)

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Mark Linimon's avatar

"New Right"? It's kind of _close_ to what I feel it really is. The correct word does indeed start with an R and has an "i" and a "h" in it, but it's just a little off.

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LuluBelle's avatar

I'm in Mesa County so I've been following the Tina Peters story a bit. One of the odder parts of her story is how she's getting sponsored by rich men of a certain age. She had the My Pillow guy hiding her out for a stretch of time and now she's also got the wackadoodle ex CEO of overstock dot com financing her and making incendiary and violent comments on her behalf.

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ZorPern's avatar

Just going to relax under my tree and catch up with a little Wonkette

Heard a sniff

What the heck!

https://substack.com/profile/192824619-zorpern/note/c-64045618

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Nice! All I get is mourning doves in my trees.

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PRW's avatar

"New York City Mayor Eric Adams, a putative Democrat" Bear in mind that NYC has a long tradition that each mayor must somehow find a way to be worse than the one before. Mere party affiliation doesn't trump this.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

I saw Bob Dylan last night, did a killer version of Stella Blue

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Sister Artemis's avatar

One of my favorites.

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Opiwan's avatar

Do I really HAVE to think about Trey Gowdy, even a little bit? Because, well, I DON'T WANT TO!

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Funny how Kevin "Bloodless If The Left Allows" Roberts keeps asserting that P2025 is "for any administration" i.e. TOTALLY nonpartisan when it CONSTANTLY refers to "the next conservative Administration" and several times even specifies aforementioned Administration as taking office in January '25. Hmmm. 🤔

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Cincinnatus's avatar

**Mayor Eric Adams, a putative Democrat**

"Or, Mayor Adams, a punitive Democrat "

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Michael Bowen's avatar

I went to a book signing in a fairly liberal part of New Jersey last night, and when I stopped into a bar and grill to get a burger and beer before the reading. There was a guy there at the bar talking to a couple of his buddies who was wearing a t-shirt that said something like "I care for my family" with an illustration of about seven different guns, from an AR-15 with a scope down to some sort of handgun. (I forget the exact wording, but the implication was that the guns were his family, or at least part of it.) If I was on Twitter or whatever I would have tried to get a picture of it and post it with the hashtag #ThisIsWeird. Because it is. We have become inured to this type of psychopathy for so long that we barely notice it. It should be called out for what it is.

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Snarkrates's avatar

Ammosexuals.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Agreed. Gun fetishing is psycho.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

WTAF is wrong in NYC they keep electing right wing assclowns?

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Michael Bowen's avatar

New York produces lousy Democrats.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

I should say that New York produces wonderful Democratic voters (like me & Mrs. H.), but lousy candidates.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Native New Yorker here transplanted to Arizona don’t think I’m a lousy Democrat at all

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ziggywiggy's avatar

NY Dem here. Not lousy.

People seem to forget Adams barely won the primary. We almost had a smart and experienced woman but two things fucked that up. Mismanaged ranked choice voting and misogyny. I did not vote for Adams in the primary but every time he does something stupid I have to hear how NYers are fucked up. I hate the guy and didn't want him. Yes he is a bad mayor. I dread seeing his name pop up. WTF stupid thing did he do now.

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WTAF's avatar

& that weird new voting system, ZW knows more about how bad it is. Stacked? Layered? Just one those maybe seems helpful in theory, but man the practical results suck for everyone except the 3rd rate hack actually ends up in office. They’re playing with it out west too & it’s convoluted inceptioning not great

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight".

Yes, Today is Jerry's birthday. Deadheads for Kamala!

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WTAF's avatar

Immediate & AweSum ear worm 💯💗🤩🎶

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Connor Fitzgerald's avatar

Mornin', 'Trix!

Thanks for your service.

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Anzu's avatar

All the little "X for Harris" and "Y for Kamela" groupings brings to mind the old "Big Tent" metaphor for the Democratic Party. But I think at this point we've outgrown a single tent, and we're more light a big ol' college football tailgate. There's hundreds of tents, representing hundreds of different groups, but we're almost all cheering for the same team.

Even people who usually support other teams are welcome at a tailgate, if they are cool about it and bring a side dish.

Are you cheering for the OPPOSING team? Well, you better find your own spot on campus and try not to piss off the locals. (Now, if your team is more assuredly going to get its ass kicked by the home team hosting the game, you're welcome to wear your jersey and have some self deprecating humor about the slaughter that is about to occur. And bring some beer.)

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Emil Muz's avatar

1997--I went to see Florida State play at Clemson and to stay incognito I wore one of my Bowling Green football tshirts. Orange lettering, third party. Plus had my elderly grandma with me.

Always go Undercover Brotha when playing away. 😛

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clairence's avatar

"Outrage after Biden cuts 9/11 terrorists 'sweetheart' deal" - Fox

Also, large prisoner swap with Russia.

Feels like Biden's cleaning house, getting shit done while he can.

Is finally closing Guantanamo on the short list?

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Emil Muz's avatar

I just read the story that said Biden didn't know about it til yesterday. It was DOJ/the prosecutors of 9/11 cases that made the call

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Doug Langley's avatar

I saw that Two Scoops is taking credit for the exchange. How does he get his head through doors with that ego?

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Snarkrates's avatar

Probably not. He is actually forbidden by law to bring Gitmo prisoners to the US mainland. The only alternative would be to find a third country that would take these guys into their prison. Won't happen.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I hope so!

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Whale Chowder's avatar

He might want to but there's still a double handful of people who have been cleared to leave but nobody will take them. Would love to see it though.

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WannabeWonk's avatar

Not that I'd like to see them on our (homeland) soil, but aren't we kind of responsible for them now. They were kidnapped by, or at the behest of, the US government. Put them on W's or Cheney's or Yoo's ranches.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

I'd be happy to eminent domain W's ranch but I think he sold it. I'm warming to the idea of putting them on Cheney's property and kicking the Cheneys out, maybe to the Hague. Yes, that sounds better all the time.

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