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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I like that Kitten thinks of more than just murder all day. That lil kitteh is one of my absolute favorite kinds. Alas, allergic partner, so no cats. And no money for allergen-free kitties right now.

tehbaddr's avatar

In a week that kitteh will be on top of the fridge!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I love how that kitten so gracefully lands, it’s like it knows it’s not going to make it and accepts fate.

satch's avatar

"I did good, huh?"

William Donnell's avatar

But he stuck the landing, did he not?

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I was afeard kitten was gonna bonk his head. Whew.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Eyes on the prize, but not enough butt wiggle to pull it off.

William Donnell's avatar

More ass revs required. That's just generally good advice.

The Golden Hamster's avatar

That kitten perfectly summarizes my entire life.

Miss Grundy's avatar

That's one small step for little kitty and one giant leap for catitude.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Missed it by that much.

kmblue187's avatar

He hunkers down, one last lash of his tail ANNND...nope.

PrimerGray's avatar

When Hobbs!! was slightly older than this little one, he would jump on anything. My bedroom at the time had the entrance door and the closet door very near each other and if they were both open for whatever reason, he would get on top and jump between them. Now he's 18 and just kind of glides over short distances between things of close to equal height. My other, since passed cat Alley would claw herself up on to everything once she got that old.

William Donnell's avatar

Dimebag, a huge Maine Coon, would spend minutes wagging his tail, revving his ass, and making his calculations to make an ~18-24 inch jump - less than the length of the cat.

James's avatar

“Who move the table?”

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

"I meant to do that!"

eppe's avatar

Ignore the scar tissue, t'is just a flesh wound.

LOU LOU's avatar

Trump jr is flying too close to the sun on his father’s wings. Aside from just being an irritating idiot that might inspire a biker dude to swat him like a passkey fly, Trump jr. is now playing with the big, bad boys and thinking they are equals.

marydn's avatar

Thank you, Rebecca, for "The Life of Death and the Enshittificator" video. Amusing and true. Amusing things are much needed in this timeline.

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

My ass is chapped = I am chuffed in GB over the University of Texas’s decision to eliminate ethnic and women’s studies departments. They can go after academic freedom without violating the Constitution.

https://www.statesman.com/news/education/article/ut-austin-ethnic-gender-majors-application-22436181.php

ManchuCandidate's avatar

It's Tejas... sadly. I'm surprised they didn't do this sooner.

Being released's avatar

I'd like to see a poll on "Should Trump tear down the Kennedy Center if he can't put his name on it?"

Yes: 10%

What the fuck?: 90%

Tia Loca's avatar

A lot of us older voters were just children when Kennedy was killed.

And yet we knew how serious it was and how well loved Kennedy was.

We saw how our beloved Jackie was so devastated.

So were we.

I imagine that’s going to hit older Republicans right in the gut even if they don’t fully understand where the feeling is coming from.

The Kennedy center was built to honor and remember that President. and some of us haven’t forgotten that.

TerseNurse's avatar

sadly, I'm going to guess the numbers would be about 60/30, with 10 'undecided'

Free beach's avatar

How do they get dressed in the morning?

TerseNurse's avatar

shoes before socks

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I never do understand the "undecided" people. Then again I ALWAYS have an opinion which I will amend if I get new information and I am wrong.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Amend your opinion? This is the internet!

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Now HERE is some insanity:

ICE Quietly Begins Firing Purge After Ignoring Everyone’s Red Flags

ICE went on a hiring spree that a whistleblower warned dropped key steps of the vetting process.

https://newrepublic.com/post/215433/ice-firing-purge-after-ignoring-red-flags

"Joseph Moore, a 38-year-old father of two, took his own life in the parking lot of ICE’s Philadelphia office after he was notified that he would be fired. It was his dream to work in law enforcement, and after struggling to hold down a job, Moore leapt at the chance to join ICE. When that opportunity was taken away, he shot and killed himself, according to the Philadelphia Police Department. (His family has expressed doubts that his death was in fact a suicide.)"

Because NOBODY would be so embarrassed they were such a piece of shit even ICE didn't want them that they ended their life.

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

“It was his dream to work in law enforcement”

“Struggling to hold down a job”

Red flags fucking flying.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

I know a couple of people (both Maple MAGAts... shocking I know) who struggle to hold down jobs. Even if you wanted to be there, doesn't mean you should be there. HR folks like my sister would say it is because they are "not professional" or "difficult." So you're going to give someone that difficult/disagreable/unstable a job with actual legal power and a gun?

Free beach's avatar

Oh well at least he didn’t kill one of us.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Did us a favor, one less MAGA piece of shit.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀, 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗺𝗽𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻

https://substack.com/home/post/p-216116583

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“Wheeled out from his terrarium” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

These assholes really think they’re the Cool Kids, don’t they.

Free beach's avatar

Look you want steering AND brakes?!? Commies.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Where's Fartknocker? I bet he has some choice language for this.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I wish Fukui was here to say something. 😢

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Arsepanzer, bellend, and some techie spod gobbledygook would all feature.

Randy Bender's avatar

We're about 8 minutes away from Natalie carving a backwards B in her face and screaming that thug Biden did it.

MSM: (shrug)

Whatta fockin' country!

kmblue187's avatar

Love the elephant/rhino/trampled to death story. Especially the last part.

Tom's avatar

"Help me Hooper. You are my only hope"

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Ewick Son of Ewick once claimed to have grabbed/had thoughts about grabbing a shotgun to shoot at a census worker.

I guess he was so blinded by rage that he did Nazi the GOPers become Nazis.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Good morning. YAY ELEPHANTS!!!! I never put bumper stickers on my car. I don't need it to be a target for some whackaloon. I had my third infusion of entyvio yesterday. The nurse told me I CAN get my covid booster. I wasn't sure because there are cautions against certain vaccines but not the covid vaccine. YAY! Happy Friday Wonkers!! Is the Kennedy Center rubble yet?

TerseNurse's avatar

I'm mostly with you, but I felt compelled to put a "Trans Rights are Human Rights" bumper sticker on my car; partly in honor of my departed friend Robbi, partly because this administration is so egregiously attacking our vulnerable brothers and sisters. I think I have been the recipient of some aggressive behavior in traffic because of this sticker. Fuck 'em.

Free beach's avatar

Get car cams. It’s helps with arrests.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

I think this might be a gendered thing. I have two x-chromosomes and remember my father telling me not to put anything on the car. "It's a red cape for angry bulls"

Rosy red ASS's avatar

My dad too. I am SMALL also too.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

I’m petite, and would rather not have to kick any ass.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I used to like rolling into dive-bar parking lots with my Biden/Harris (and later, Harris/Walz) bumper sticker on my car around election time. Started some lively discussions. But interestingly, it never got personal. Two reasons for that - one, these Trump-votin' clowns weren't really all that aware or political; how someone voted wasn't really a big deal to them. Two, we're in a solid blue state, so their pointless Trump votes didn't really get my back up.

JustPixelz's avatar

TNR: FBI Warns Women Are Pretending to Be Tradwives to Catfish and Dox ICE [https://newrepublic.com/post/215548/fbi-panics-women-pretend-tradwives-catfish-dox-ice-agents]

Oh noes.

R. Riddle's avatar

For years, scammers and right wing nutcases have been posting as attractive 20-something thinks on apps like Grindr to blackmail closeted gay men, have them meet to beat them up, or to "out" them to their employers.

Local police, at least here in NC, are aware of it and mostly there's nothing they can do because of a lack of evidence and victims unwilling to come forward. This still goes on and the FBI has been silent about it.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

Oh please, please do not tell them about Substacker Brooke Teegarden. 🙂 (She is awesome and informative and hilarious.)

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I pretend to be a tradwife just for the free drinks.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

But it's okay for actual catfish to Catfish new FBI recruits?

JustPixelz's avatar

Bestiality is OK now, per Ka$h.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

The memo came shortly after Chaya Raichik, the conservative influencer behind LibsofTikTok, sounded the alarm about groups of TikTokers who were organizing to lure federal agents onto dates and expose their personal information. Her post did not include any mention of “tradwives.” It is unclear if Raichik’s claims were true.

LOLOLOLOLOOL

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It gets better:

Ryan Shapiro, executive director of Property of the People, slammed the FBI for issuing such a humiliating memo in the first place.

“It’s absurd the FBI issued a thinly-sourced security alert about ICE agents’ online dating troubles,” he said in a statement. “It’s equally ludicrous the FBI is spending taxpayer dollars to protect ICE agents from possible ‘embarrassment’ at the hands of a supposed ‘small group of women’ who might name and ridicule them online.”

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Hahahaaa

Fish in a barrel.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Clever Wimmens!!! 😈

YaJagoff's avatar

A meme somewhere on the internets: Somewhere, Ka$h Patel is sitting in a bar pounding a Wild Turkey, or he's having a drink.

Tecolote's avatar

Wild Turkey is better than Old Crow.

Bradthe🤖's avatar

Pretty sure that’s a live bird in that non-comment.