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Spurning Beer's avatar

Instead of "Boxwine," I prefer the term "Cardboardeaux."

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Thixotropickle's avatar

When Judge Jeanine drinks alone she prefers to be by herself

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. A punch-drunk punchline. Jesus wept.

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Opiwan's avatar

Did Jost and Che call Cecily Strong IMMEDIATELY after the announcement to start writing the sketch for tomorrow night, I hope?

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TerseNurse's avatar

Per The Guardian, Ozturk released! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/09/trump-tufts-student-deportation-rumeysa-ozturk

(apparently I was wrong, I thought the gov't would refuse. Guardian cites her legal team as confirming her release from detention)

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Cecily strong is unreasonably pretty and talented. Unreasonably.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm assuming Pete Hegseth recommended her because he was tired of drinking alone during the non-happy hours.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

I don't care how meta or ironic it is, after reading that I need a drink.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

You mean the woman who was married to a mobster for umpty-ump years but didn't notice until he was arrested?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Whilst Marty Lego is Sir's hideout D.C. is, after all, Sir's Crime Capital. What better place to position your tools?

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

WTF is the “weaponization working group”?

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I have known reckless lunatics, I have worked with reckless lunatics. You Jean Piro are no reckless lunatic. You are so, so much worse than that.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Cecily Strong kicks ass as Pirro.

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Bat In The Belfry's avatar

She is, in general, a treasure, but her Pirro is just sublime.

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Chimp's avatar

"I will serve no wine before..."

"It's time!"

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Your talking heads are know nothings, yet you appoint them to important positions because they are famous. Our commentators are generally knowledgeable, yet we almost invariably fill our cabinets with skilled technocrats rather than television personalities. We are not the same.

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belfryo's avatar

"How can we expect him to double-fist jobs like this?"

two rectums one fist

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