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Menotsure's avatar

The spring will bring some greening

To the dusty plain

But lion cubs get pissed off

Getting pissed on by the rain

It makes their fur get soggy

And makes their tempers ill

But they'll be fine when mama

Drags home a nice fresh kill.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Very nice! 👏👏👏

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PrimerGray's avatar

I was wondering where the lions are.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I don’t know, they seem to like the rain OK, they’re just wondering what in fresh hell is going on here, exactly? Where is the manager that we may speak with them?

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littlerice vice's avatar

In the manger, perhaps!

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Little lions with BIG PAWS and bigger attitude!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

SqueeeeeEE!!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Lion kids!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

"I am lion, hear me roar!"

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

"In numbers too big to ignore!" Good morning, my sweet friend!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Good morning!🫂

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The Wanderer's avatar

Kitties!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Babbycats!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

babby murder pouncers!! so cute!

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beb's avatar

Speaking of "professional heirs" as Dr. Tabor does, these are the same people who complain that Death (Estate) taxes are destroying small farms. The Estate tax doesn't kick in below $13 million. If your farm is worth that much you're not a "small" farmer. In any case the Estate Tax is to hobble passed-on wealth. It's for the good of society.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

That vid from Dr. Taber was especially great. Thank you, Rebecca, for your always-excellent roundups.

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tek's avatar

𝘈𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺, 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘨𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘩, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵.

.

ya think?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Sarah Taber is awesome.

Turns out, she's a distant cousin!

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

OT: Protest outside of Shitler bootlick Young Kim’s (CA-40th) office, which included the kind of “good trouble” nonviolent noncooperation we need to see a LOT more of:

𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵. 𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘮 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥.

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥.

https://abc7.com/post/protesters-rally-outside-rep-young-kims-anaheim-hills-office-potential-medicaid-cuts/16225902/

A *thousand people*, on a *Tuesday*, in the heart of *Orange County*. 👊🇺🇸🔥

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3FingerPete's avatar

BREAKING NEWS: These cars are priced to move!

https://x.com/theYear2178/status/1915089839764000829

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

SCOTUS, like Frankenstein complaining about the monster.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Trump even drinks whole milk

so he can skim it.

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3FingerPete's avatar

So in a very real sense it is in the nation's interest for me to start smoking again.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

Support those domestic tobacco markets, you Patriot!

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PRW's avatar

“Because of our operational tempo with routine, daily law enforcement operations, and increased interest in all our mission sets, we aren’t able to research and confirm or deny many specific cases.”

You shouldn't get stuck on names. That's right, it creates a lot of paperwork. ...

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

What they're saying is that they're working so hard they don't have time to stop and account for themselves to their employers.

Right.

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MissMuppet's avatar

I’ve seen information about overcrowding in a Florida detention center (as in room for 400 but they have over 2000 housed) and at least two deaths of detainees due to lack of food or water for over a week. Lawyers are not being given access to their clients. I’m about ready to say round up a militia of decent people and start storming places. Get the people in this concentration camp to freedom, and then go after the White House and Congress. Give some of these evil fascists the Mussolini treatment.

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carovee's avatar

I think I finally figured out why Republicans/MAGAts/conservatives go after the most benign books on LGBTQ people. It really forces their base to choose between identity and their own common sense. Once you've abandoned common sense, manipulation is easy. Yeah, I'm slow that way.

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littlerice vice's avatar

When I started my first vegetable garden (ITTY BITTY GARDEN) I planted all of the seeds in neat rows. Unfortunately I didn't mark what is was. Sure enough everything was growing like JACKS BEANSTALK (almost). CORN, BEANS, CARROTS,RADISH! But there was one row that was not identifiable. I figured that I would know soon enough. So wait I did. I was enjoying eating the produce but still at sea about the mystery row. Finally after much musing I found out that it was CELERY! It was a lot of fun!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I was given two pairs of butternut squash plants yesterday. I don't know if I even have enough room for them, but I guess I'ma find out!

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Rags's avatar

Odd that doge has yet to cancel those waste and fraud carbon credits that Tesla survives on

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Surely just a coincidence.

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