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It's the "news" part of it that concerns me.

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We need to replace CNN with a news network.

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Music? I thought the "MT" stood for "empty".

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We all knew that #1 was going to be the destination, but the journey of stupidity was magical.

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If you watch CNN with any regularity, then you know it won't be long before the Next Big Blunder. Perhaps that news crawl at the bottom of the screen should read: "We're Out of Ideas -- Try MSNBC."

I wish someone would put a webcam on Ailes so the world could see him laughing uproariously for hours on end, wheezing, unable to catch his breath, astounded at the seemingly bottomless desperation of CNN trying to imitate him.

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Next thing, you'll tell us that the "M" in MTV stands for "music".

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Wow. CNN really <i>did</i> suck. Thanks, Obama!

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Møøs bite <strike> my sister</strike>. Nø, realli!

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Someone was on a panel with S.E. Cupps and said something dumber than she did? Jesus.

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<i>During a wholly unnecessary March segment ...</i> This is true, but doesn't go quite far enough. <i>All of March</i> on CNN was wholly unnecessary. As were several other months. Eleven other months, to be exact.

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Anyone ... absolutely anyone ... is an improvement over Chris Matthews. Unless you have a fetishistic preference for rambling "questions", constant interruptions, treating real-life like a movie and showing up unprepared.

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good move. no one here recommends dick biting. except salted rat dicks.

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March was sucked into a black hole.

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Not really. The audience for 24x7 news has moved to the internet.

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CNN is forbidden in Casa De Fartknocker. Reason: Mrs. Fartknocker calls Nancy Grace the obnoxious pant suit wearing bitch.

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