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Incoming Ham's avatar

It's the "news" part of it that concerns me.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

We need to replace CNN with a news network.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Music? I thought the "MT" stood for "empty".

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

We all knew that #1 was going to be the destination, but the journey of stupidity was magical.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

If you watch CNN with any regularity, then you know it won't be long before the Next Big Blunder. Perhaps that news crawl at the bottom of the screen should read: "We're Out of Ideas -- Try MSNBC."

I wish someone would put a webcam on Ailes so the world could see him laughing uproariously for hours on end, wheezing, unable to catch his breath, astounded at the seemingly bottomless desperation of CNN trying to imitate him.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Next thing, you'll tell us that the "M" in MTV stands for "music".

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wow. CNN really <i>did</i> suck. Thanks, Obama!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Møøs bite <strike> my sister</strike>. Nø, realli!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Someone was on a panel with S.E. Cupps and said something dumber than she did? Jesus.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>During a wholly unnecessary March segment ...</i> This is true, but doesn't go quite far enough. <i>All of March</i> on CNN was wholly unnecessary. As were several other months. Eleven other months, to be exact.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Anyone ... absolutely anyone ... is an improvement over Chris Matthews. Unless you have a fetishistic preference for rambling "questions", constant interruptions, treating real-life like a movie and showing up unprepared.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

good move. no one here recommends dick biting. except salted rat dicks.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

March was sucked into a black hole.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Not really. The audience for 24x7 news has moved to the internet.

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Fartknocker's avatar

CNN is forbidden in Casa De Fartknocker. Reason: Mrs. Fartknocker calls Nancy Grace the obnoxious pant suit wearing bitch.

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