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I'm ok with calling something stupid a hypothesis. Hypotheses are things that require evidence to prove. They are assumed false otherwise.

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Science? How does it work?

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It’s killed five 9/11s worth now. Maybe these racist dumb shots would take it seriously if the artist’s renderings of viral particles depicted it with a hijab and we renamed it something more muslimy, like Covadi Noonteen.

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We can't just go around assuming smoke enemas don't cure the covid if we don't even try. https://www.bcmj.org/specia...

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If for no other reason than Republicans will never win another election if they kill off the Fox audience....

One would think someone? Would get this? (Or don’t really. Keep on keeping on; just let me block it from my parents tv)

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And, as per usual, the pandemic is going to be 100% unaffected by what any of these dumbshits think and, if it has an opportunity to expand its victims, it’s going to seize it without hesitation.

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😆 “Cracker-Barrel- starved-viewers”.They can’t even use that as an excuse cuz there’s curbside service and they can swill it down in their pickup trucks.

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These people should have to wear a scarlet F on their foreheads. But probably not necessary as they’ll be the ones in the grocery store with no mask on.

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Those smoke enemas don’t work. For all the good it did I could have shoved it up my ass.

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They send the help to forage

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They should set up on the porch with a giant slingshot and a plate of biscuits

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Well the Brits used it for drowning

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So if people have a pre-existing condition, coronavirus is off the hook? So if someone other than the president shoots someone on Fifth Ave, they too will be off the hook if the person they killed had high blood pressure, for example, cuz that would have killed him or her anyway sooner or later?

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I’m sure the ones on tv do, but I was also talking about the viewers, who I’m pretty sure don’t have servants quarters in their double wides.

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I’m trying to picture how they’d do the gravy.

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Super Soaker

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