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kelley's avatar

I love you Evan Hurst

BECKY's avatar

Hey Bill, when you were AG, you said he was innocent of all crimes. When did he become a criminal? At what point did he become too awful for you to defend, what pushed you over the edge?

JCfromNC's avatar

When he thought he might end up like Roodles.

Bel-Ami's avatar

When it became obvious that tfg would likely be proven guilty.

AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

When he got off the Trump ship and is trying to pretend he has nothing to do with it now.

IronMonkey's avatar

Its a high bar but even that is only the tip of the iceberg.

Metaphors by MixMaster

Robert Eckert's avatar

We'll set the ship of state back on its feet before the trainwreck rears its head again.

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Don't change gift horses in the middle of the iceberg where the sun don't shine.

kasteel1's avatar

PBS Newshour just gave this piece of shit a solid ten minutes---he's got a book to push. BTW-ever notice the uncanny resemblance he bears to Penfold, sidekick to Dangermouse?

Lil Snot's avatar

Penfold libelz! (although I do see the resemblance...)

GrannysKnitting's avatar

you know, i almost hope that PAB tries to claim that he was not responsible due to some form of incompetence, so you can disqualify him from being elected

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Imagine if this Bill Barr had been the AG when the Mueller report came out.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Barr looks like someone slapped a pair of joke glasses on a bulldog.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Bulldogs are really sweet dogs though.

belfryo's avatar

Yabba Dabba Douchebag

Mavenmaven's avatar

So now we know that Barr can in fact read a document, so he has no excuse for his lies about the Mueller report.

tg's avatar

...and yet, even as he espouses his new found disgust and disdain for Turnip, saying he should be nowhere near the Presidency, he can't rule out that he'd vote for him again.

What a neatly drawn picture of the modern republican party hack.

John Thorstensen's avatar

He is the very model of a modern Republican Party Hack.

Damn, doesn't scan. Back to the drawing board ...

Sherry's avatar

How odd! This phrase come to me this morning and I tried to remember the entire phrase and where it was from...Incorrectly attributed it to The Mikado (although I did vacillate with Pirates of Penzance.)

oscarphile's avatar

He is the very model of a modern fascist piece of shit

Miss Grundy's avatar

The 4:00 P.M. panel on MSNBC is Rachel, Joy, Ari, and Chris Hayes. Chris Hayes sets my teeth on edge sometimes.

Coleman's avatar

certainly not as bad as Chuck Toad or Andrea Mitchell

Miss Grundy's avatar

Chuckles and Andrea are the worst, but there are times that Chris Hayes says stuff that makes me want to smack him upside the head through the tv.

Coleman's avatar

The New Comic Book Superhero----Billy Barr P.C. to the rescue---he will NOT be remembered fondly no matter how hard he tries

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Save us, Man Whose Father Created Jeffrey Epstein!

RRJKR's avatar

I will not feel secure about the future of this country until Trump, his miserable kids and all of his loyal henchmen are all stripped of their assets, and safely locked away in Federal penitentiary. As far as I am concerned, the lot of them cannot be treated too harshly

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Losing the general election (very badly) will make me feel secure.

(The average citizens of this country worry me as much as Trump & Co.)

Lefty Wright's avatar

Only if we take back the House and get enough Senate seats to override the inevitable "moderate" Democrat like Manchin, Sinema, or a Lieberman redux.

RRJKR's avatar

I listened to MY Congress person, Scott Perry, yesterday deliver a rambling diatribe attacking the DOJ, Jack Smith Biden, Garland, and all involved, as evil persecutors of the most honorable, most innocent Saint Donald. Calling upon all loyal patriotic Americans to come forcefully to the aid of that rotten SOB. it was sickening

Caepan's avatar

Fuck that treasonous Scott Perry with a rusty, unsalted dick. He also needs to be stripped of his military rank for supporting the 1/6 insurrection. Though I'll settle for him finding out that he has some weird disease, and the treatment's not covered under his health insurance.

Coleman's avatar

is this Western PA? Maybe you should send him a short but sweet email telling him and his fellow GOP traitors to go eff themselves

Revenant's avatar

I still insist that Bill Barr appears to be a hippopotamus with a secret sorrow.

H-Bob's avatar

Hangry, Hangry Hippo?

Miss Grundy's avatar

Ooooo, Neal Katyal being catty on MSNBC. He called PAB a specialist at arraignments now.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Love it when Neal gets catty!

RRJKR's avatar

I still don't understand why more people are just not outraged by how dangerously close Trump came to totally changing our system of government. His coup attempt came within inches of working. Listen carefully, we are not out of the woods yet. The plan remains but, the tactics have changed. There is still a chance that Trump gets elected in 2024. if that happens, the USA as you knew it might well be finished

Rethfernhim's avatar

They are not outraged, because they support the destruction of the USA. They are Confederates, and feudalists, and Libertarians, and white supremacists, and christian nationalists - and many of them are just plain bullies who enjoy the cruelty and harbor a fondness for authoritarians. _That_ I find even scarier than ignorance.

Sherry's avatar

They totally do not understand the ramifications. They refuse to understand The Constitution and read the indictments in their entirety. They listen to their friends who also ignore the facts. To them Trump is a hero and they absolutely believe everything he lies about.

I saw a post on X where the poster specifically pointed out all the horrible people Trump had on his campaign and in his sphere who had gone to jail just for Child pornography alone. The list was long! One person actually said, "Oh so I guess you think Biden is actually better?" I was, like, "Bitch! For fucking real?!!!" The cognitive dissonance is astounding and tragic and very very dangerous I may add.

Coleman's avatar

There's certainly a lot of outraged people on here at least----the latest Indictment is awesome, but I've been carrying a lot of new rage around in the past few days

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

ZOMG Alina Habba-Dabba-Doo just convinced me that every time PAB gets indicted, it's because Hunter Biden did something the day before.

Checkmate, libs!

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Those poor hamsters in her brainpan must be working overtime. Give them a break, Alina!

EyeQueue's avatar

The asswipes on my local political blog keep saying that.