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OMG, is that fucking loser wearing a MAGA hat?!

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You mean the social center that wasn't actually a mosque?

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Turns out that this is correct usage of the collective!

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Ok about 40 TFG associates get subpoenaed by DOJ and TFG flies to DC to meet on his golf course w a bunch of people not carrying golf clubs. Sounds totes legit. If you are the dumb mafia.

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That's how it's done. Promise the impossible if you win, then forget it because reasons.

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Remember "freedom fries" and boycotting French restaurants?

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Except that the common enemy, least ways the one put forth by "W", was the wrong one

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"malfunctioning cyborg" ftw.

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Japanese Americans volunteered in droves for WWII, it didn't keep their families out of the camps.

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It most certainly did not.

George Takei can tell that story.

I think the whole point is that in a country that's approaching majority minority, NOBODY should have to go through that just because they happen to be something other than a White American.

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Remember how united the Republicans were against that mosque near Ground Zero?

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Oh, I hope he doesn't die yet. He still has a lot of things to go through.

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No, there is not really evidence that a crime was committed. Jose Padilla. never committed a crime. No one was harmed. He apparently Google'd some things. He had no equipment. He made no purchases. He talked shit in part to FBI agents.He spent 17 years in jail and was tortured repeatedly. He was an American citizen.

The FBI includes Durham, who licked Trump's ass and went after the Americans who stood up to Trump.The FBI sent hate mail to MLK, and hummed along happily while he was murdered.The FBI never, ever investigated a lynching.The FBI protected the mobsters and murderers in Boston so they could solve other mobster cases with greater ease.

The FBI does not normally deal with spies. They get information from the actual professionals over at the NSA for that.

The FBI has probably corrupted as many officials as it has arrested corrupt ones. Please read a fucking book on Hoover. The FBI was built to be corrupt and to influence American politics and enforce white nationalism.

The United States would be much better off without the FBI.

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Customs and ICE disagree with that map. Their claim is that "border" includes every navigable waterway and international airport, so St. Louis (Mississippi River), Milwaukee (Great Lakes), Denver (airport), Nashville (river and airport), and Las Vegas (airport) are all "border" cities and their Constitution-free zone extends out 100 miles from there.

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Can some one please 🙏 tell me what the backwards slash u201 ci Have questions U 201d backwards slash before each Wonkette Twitter quote is ?!

I'm starting to wonder if it's some kind of clever code or entrapment - haha ? Did I say entrapment ? I meant to write Fox News.

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Not entrapment from yer Wonkette, rather from a wily Coyote in cyberland. Or Samsung. "Or Or this place- one nite in Bangkok and the 🌎 's Your oyster !!! "

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