In what is being hailed as a miracle, at least in teevee news copy, God sent a special message to a restaurant employee in the form of His name, in English, spelled out in the seeds of an eggplant.
I guess we&#039;ll just have to <a href="http:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/cache\/850\/I\/Ib\/fark_IbCPn2M6hp64LpxfeOD9zKRdsa8.jpg\?t=LX3tgP1LsmKwLLtupCrfYQ&amp\;f=1405310400" target="_blank">teach the controversy. </a>
God says, &quot;Hold my beer. Now watch this!&quot; Next thing you know, some guy cuts open the eggplant, and everybody is like &#039;Har, har!&quot;
You mean <a href="http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-qu0BqkfV7uA\/UH0uBT3HgQI\/AAAAAAAAAlQ\/oEEqxXyL7ec\/s1600\/pics--miracles of Allah-tomato 01.jpg" target="_blank">like this</a> ?
I guess we&#039;ll just have to <a href="http:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/cache\/850\/I\/Ib\/fark_IbCPn2M6hp64LpxfeOD9zKRdsa8.jpg\?t=LX3tgP1LsmKwLLtupCrfYQ&amp\;f=1405310400" target="_blank">teach the controversy. </a>
Only if you want it on Jesus toast.
It does if you flip the slice over.
Hey, this has bean grate. Now let&#039;s legume the sexular discussion.
God says, &quot;Hold my beer. Now watch this!&quot; Next thing you know, some guy cuts open the eggplant, and everybody is like &#039;Har, har!&quot;
Dopus Day.
It&#039;s a real Indulgence, but OK.
My Cheerios spelled &#039;Ooooooo!&quot;
Scary.
You mean <a href="http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-qu0BqkfV7uA\/UH0uBT3HgQI\/AAAAAAAAAlQ\/oEEqxXyL7ec\/s1600\/pics--miracles of Allah-tomato 01.jpg" target="_blank">like this</a> ?
I would KILL for some good Baba Ghannouj.
Baba Rum Raisin.
Fermat was right about the proof not fitting in the margin.
Fried eggplant-- delicious. Of course, fried anything is pretty damn good.
If you toast the sammich, will the Virgin Mary&#039;s face appear?
I have a potato that looks like Richard Nixon, who was known as Dick, another name for thingy. What do I win?
No, just a really big tease.