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Hannah's avatar

Martini dahling, I still don't get your posts.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

You don’t get them in email? I don’t sent them every day via email if that’s what you are referring to. But the links are always posted here and available on my site directly.

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Hannah's avatar

Ta. I probably knew that.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Thanks for the koalas to take the taste of Jesse Watters et al., out of my mind....mouth? Image? I'm having a confusing morning.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Babby! :D

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kmblue187's avatar

Koala kiss!

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weejee's avatar

Koalas are kool.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Koolalas?

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Menotsure's avatar

"When do I get the eucalyptus?"

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Those ears!

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

It's Ma Supial!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh Dad… 😝

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Miss Grundy's avatar

That's one cute and sleepy babby....

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I have NEVER seen a wee baby koala bear before; thank you, marvelous Martini!

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Looked cartoony at first

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kmblue187's avatar

Nor have I, equally grateful.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Joey! Don't worry kiddo, it gets better...

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Mama, just snoozed a bear…🎶

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tehbaddr's avatar

Babby Drop Bear!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Cuteness overload!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Koalas are reptiles? Australia is so delightfully weird. Cute little curious creature.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"The Koalas are in the 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦! Where else would they be? Where do you keep 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴?"

Sorry I asked...

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I was going to make a similar non-comment, but fortunately read yours first.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(Babby koala): "Hi there! I should grow into my ears and nose eventually."

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Perfect summer movie: Surf's Up

This summer's surprise film that hits you in the feelings: The Life of Chuck, based closely on a Stephen King novella of the same title. My kid mourned a character for a whole week after seeing it, and didn't seem to realize it was also about processing my kid's future death and mourning that, too.

I am extremely fond of you, Evan, and I hope you'll understand when I say I wanted to like Bridesmaids. I also hated Red Dawn with the heat of a 1,000 suns when it was released and I went on a date to see it. HAAAAATED that movie. That film reference came out of nowhere, but after learning at Wonkette that the RW douche bros want to start an anti-Hollywood film studio of their own, and one of them said how much they enjoyed films like Red Dawn, it brought the memory back to me. I'll never get that time back. I hope they pour lots of their own money into that stupid film studio and lose their shirts. Feelin' petty today, sorry!

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Lisa the Kitten's avatar

Evan, Evan, Evan . . . you're only just NOW finding out about "Bridesmaids" and Atsuko Okatsuka??!! Well, better late than never!

If you like Atsuko, check out her HBO comedy special, "The Intruder" - it's excellent!

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’ve always said gun humpers are the biggest cowards in the world. Now it appears they are only a subset of Kustist Kowards.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

I missed this if posted earlier:

"Representative Randy Fine of Florida has drawn intense criticism for comments he made on social media last week calling the images of starving children in Gaza a campaign of “Muslim terror propaganda.”

“Release the hostages,” Mr. Fine wrote, adding, “until then, starve away.”

Mr. Fine, a first-term lawmaker who has been outspoken in Congress about his Jewish faith and staunchly pro-Israel views, made the remarks the same day that he was elevated to a seat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, the influential panel that focuses on international policy." [NYT]

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Paul Riddell's avatar

I very highly recommend a movie going places: it’s the best documentary about growing heirloom roses ever made. It shows up regularly on Tubi under the title “Pacific Rim.” https://youtu.be/FbLIZvNHY2o?si=J-nBr7Z-pODdXWNO

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Sarah Last's avatar

In queso emergency, pray to Cheesus.

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Paul Riddell's avatar

To steal from the comic artist Evan Dorkin, “!Vaya con queso!”

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3FingerPete's avatar

I lived in NYC in the late 70s and never once was I Charlie Kirk-level scared.

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underwriter505's avatar

Not that Charlie Kirk has any credibility in the first place, but if he did, misspelling "Manhattan" would not enhance it.

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bnateAZBuckeye's avatar

Jesse remains high on the list of people that if I encounter in real life, my wife knows why she's getting a call about bail

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Karen Krebser's avatar

OMG Atsuko Okatsuka is *wonderful*! Please go see her shows and clap for her all the time and marvel at how she's brilliant and hilarious and also dresses like a flower!

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Biff52, unconflicted's avatar

Dad strong. Jebus, if it was physically possible for him to strip nekkid (ew) and twirl, his meat curtain collops would resemble a pasty tutu.

Sry wonkerts, it was in my brain and it had to come out.

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Major Kong's avatar

You know Charlie, if the most vibrant, exciting city in the world frightens you, go to Branson Missouri or that fake Noah's Ark in Kentucky for your vacation.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"Apparently Epstein kept stealing staffers Trump really liked or something?" He snagged a girl that Trump wanted to keep for himself, and then he did it again.

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NotinTexasanymore's avatar

I just laugh at magas who are too scared to go to NYC. This Charlie Kirk character was lying, of course. If he was so scared then he wouldn't go there. I'd like to invite him to subscribe the Dallas Morning News paper and read the daily shooting report. It's a real western shoot-out every single night, but you'd never hear about it in the Nooz.

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