Hope you enjoyed your Blood Moon this morning -- it's a sign of the Apocalypse! So is the fact that our morning bagel showed us a vision of Satan gnawing on the bones of the damned. But that could just say more about the quality of bagels available in Boise.
So, Bamz is a mom jeans wearing wimp who is scared of Putin and he is the dark overlord of the earthly realm with god like power. Cool. That makes sense.
Obama is indeed that not so nice man of sin, the Seat of Zeus confirms it. Furthermore, all those whom have made a freaking fortune = money + money + money + great wealth by threatening lots of weak gullible folks with that dark evil side of your (believe in me or else?) Religion a.k.a Hell & Damnation, honestly don't ever wanna see this Jesus character return? Hell, that one sobering event could mean the end of that scrumptious easy living many are so spoiled with like FOREVER....
Gone that Beverly Hills Mansion with all the cool trimmings, if he is spotted in the clouds over Jerusalem...
Gone is that brand new Mercedes SL36 Limited Edition that you have only drove a couple of time thus far, if he sets his Holy feet on the ~ Mount of Olives...
Yelp, and that tall as a mountain idol made out of metal, glass and stone downtown ? GONE BYE BYE TOO ...
How does he find the time???Between golfing,vacation,training Muslin armies,driving the truck to import Messicans and infecting africa with Ebola so he can fly the sicks in to kill the Christians,hanging out with Reggie and playing with Moochelles dick you would think he would be wrapped up but then he can be the anti christ also too.Thats efficiency if I ever seed it so we should re-elect one more time
Since the "Bible Code" supposedly applies to the Hebrew Torah, you have to wonder how Wright rendered "Barack Obama" into Hebrew. I suspect that this nitwit knows shit about Hebrew, and figured, what the hell, it'll work, in English, on the King James Bible just as well. And of course he's right . . . it will work just as well. As it will on "War and Peace", "Moby Dick", and the collected works of Shakespeare (or H. P. Lovecraft, or Grimm's Fairy Tales.)
Too bad there's no way to force him to "decode" teabagger douchenozzles like Ted Cruzebub.
YOU get to be Antichrist! And YOU get to be Antichrist! EVERYBODY gets to be Antichrist!
How about when Bible Scholars actually read fucking Revelation and realized there is no "the Antichrist".
That was so accurate, it raised my blood pressure.
"Woman of Sin" doesn't seem as, uh, threatening.
You know what? These guys seem stupid.
So, Bamz is a mom jeans wearing wimp who is scared of Putin and he is the dark overlord of the earthly realm with god like power. Cool. That makes sense.
I think we need to find out what Jonathon Wright adds up to when you write it in ancient Greek.
Worst Antichrist EVER.
Say! So do I!
That tatt should go on his neck just above his shirt collar. Because Jesus.
Wait. Maybe a Veep is the AntiChrist. Be might be a reptile man.
Obama is indeed that not so nice man of sin, the Seat of Zeus confirms it. Furthermore, all those whom have made a freaking fortune = money + money + money + great wealth by threatening lots of weak gullible folks with that dark evil side of your (believe in me or else?) Religion a.k.a Hell & Damnation, honestly don't ever wanna see this Jesus character return? Hell, that one sobering event could mean the end of that scrumptious easy living many are so spoiled with like FOREVER....
Gone that Beverly Hills Mansion with all the cool trimmings, if he is spotted in the clouds over Jerusalem...
Gone is that brand new Mercedes SL36 Limited Edition that you have only drove a couple of time thus far, if he sets his Holy feet on the ~ Mount of Olives...
Yelp, and that tall as a mountain idol made out of metal, glass and stone downtown ? GONE BYE BYE TOO ...
Count the letters:
Ronald Wilson Reagan
Obviously, Reagan is the antichrist. I know he's dead, but I'm sure the Koch brothers are working on having him cloned.
Lord God, please smite these assholes mightily.
How does he find the time???Between golfing,vacation,training Muslin armies,driving the truck to import Messicans and infecting africa with Ebola so he can fly the sicks in to kill the Christians,hanging out with Reggie and playing with Moochelles dick you would think he would be wrapped up but then he can be the anti christ also too.Thats efficiency if I ever seed it so we should re-elect one more time
Since the "Bible Code" supposedly applies to the Hebrew Torah, you have to wonder how Wright rendered "Barack Obama" into Hebrew. I suspect that this nitwit knows shit about Hebrew, and figured, what the hell, it'll work, in English, on the King James Bible just as well. And of course he's right . . . it will work just as well. As it will on "War and Peace", "Moby Dick", and the collected works of Shakespeare (or H. P. Lovecraft, or Grimm's Fairy Tales.)
Too bad there's no way to force him to "decode" teabagger douchenozzles like Ted Cruzebub.