Hot on the heels of the big Breitbart scoop about that "Muslim prayer rug" (cleverly disguised as a shirt) found on the Arizona/Mexico border, the good folks at Glenn Beck's Internet Tendency went looking for some terrorist detritus of their own, and by golly,
Neighborhood meth lab-- or several beer bottles, many with partially scraped off labels, all containing small quantities of stale beer and one or more cigarette butts?
So, the discoverer of the Urdu-English phrasebook has a theory, which is that it belonged to a coyote (that is to say, a Mexican person) who was conveying Pakistanis across the border.
Now, I appreciate that it might be somewhat more difficult (I have no idea, actually) to find an Urdu-<i>Spanish</i> phrasebook. And it&#039;s certainly true that many Mexicans have some command of English (better than my Spanish, for sure). But then, quite few Pakistanis speak English. In fact, one might even speculate that an important requirement for a Pakistani terrorist sneaking into the US would be at least functional English (or, perhaps, Spanish). It&#039;s hard to find your terrorist target if you can&#039;t read street signs or ask questions.
So what do you think is on the pages they bookmarked with sticky notes? The Urdu-to-English translation of &quot;Who&#039;s the pasty-faced lard-ass with four boobs and why is he pointing a gun at my four-year-old?&quot;
I&#039;d be using one of those t-shirt launchers from sportsball games to launch turbans and burquas all over the place.
Maybe a rug with instruction tag printed on it in Arabic that translated to &quot;To recharge Magic Carpet jihad/flying power, point towards Mecca and Allah shall provide. Warning: Keep Magic Rug away from pork products and very obese patriots&quot; in case they ever figured out Google Translate.
I just got to find me one of those book store things and buy me some of the Muslin books to dump at the border,that should keep the wingnuts busy for awhile so in they cant screw with presidente Blackenstien. about inpeaching himself
My 83 year old Aunt Agnes still owns about 20 acres about a mile North of Del Rio. Aunt Agnes would laugh really loud if I erected a giant sign at the front of her ranch stating &quot;FUTURE HOME OF BUBBA&quot;S MOSQUE AND KORAN STORE. COME ON BY AND PRAISE ALLAH.&quot;
Neighborhood meth lab-- or several beer bottles, many with partially scraped off labels, all containing small quantities of stale beer and one or more cigarette butts?
FTFY.
SO IS YOUR FACE!
So, the discoverer of the Urdu-English phrasebook has a theory, which is that it belonged to a coyote (that is to say, a Mexican person) who was conveying Pakistanis across the border.
Now, I appreciate that it might be somewhat more difficult (I have no idea, actually) to find an Urdu-<i>Spanish</i> phrasebook. And it&#039;s certainly true that many Mexicans have some command of English (better than my Spanish, for sure). But then, quite few Pakistanis speak English. In fact, one might even speculate that an important requirement for a Pakistani terrorist sneaking into the US would be at least functional English (or, perhaps, Spanish). It&#039;s hard to find your terrorist target if you can&#039;t read street signs or ask questions.
Shorter: I can see why they threw away the book.
Like UPS delivering Gwyneth&#039;s head in Se7ven?
I blame Obama.
Wait, he found it over a year ago? Did he not get his entire 15 minutes the first go-round? Well just scream like a little girl, you big baby.
So what do you think is on the pages they bookmarked with sticky notes? The Urdu-to-English translation of &quot;Who&#039;s the pasty-faced lard-ass with four boobs and why is he pointing a gun at my four-year-old?&quot;
I&#039;d be using one of those t-shirt launchers from sportsball games to launch turbans and burquas all over the place.
Maybe a rug with instruction tag printed on it in Arabic that translated to &quot;To recharge Magic Carpet jihad/flying power, point towards Mecca and Allah shall provide. Warning: Keep Magic Rug away from pork products and very obese patriots&quot; in case they ever figured out Google Translate.
I think a Terrorist Training Camp Certificate with the name Louie al-Gohmert on it, slipped inside a Manchurian Candidate VHS tape.
I just got to find me one of those book store things and buy me some of the Muslin books to dump at the border,that should keep the wingnuts busy for awhile so in they cant screw with presidente Blackenstien. about inpeaching himself
But is your hovercraft full of eels? &#039;Cuz we all know Actor212&#039;s nipples are exploding with delight (just as they should).
Poncho Villa.
If only they had used hearts instead of those terrorist slashes to dot their i&#039;s.
Dear Vecchiojohn, If I wasn&#039;t in love with you before, this just sealed the deal.
My 83 year old Aunt Agnes still owns about 20 acres about a mile North of Del Rio. Aunt Agnes would laugh really loud if I erected a giant sign at the front of her ranch stating &quot;FUTURE HOME OF BUBBA&quot;S MOSQUE AND KORAN STORE. COME ON BY AND PRAISE ALLAH.&quot;
Why does this Muslin prayer rug I just found on the border have a neatly stiched slot right dab in the middle of it?