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Well, they're right next to each other on the flag he keeps wiping his mushroom on.

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But she can still order a cheese plate in public. Suck on that, Sarah!

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Congratulating Poland for being overrun by Hitler 80 years ago and insisting Alabama is part of the gulf coast. None of this is remotely amusing.

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Now Im picturing a red scare Sharknado type situation.

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Many people are saying they would help him do it.

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There's one IN my bed. Every night.

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Some of the more interesting stuff involves processes modeled on the human brain in order to try to emerge data by training it, the way people do. In those cases, they're not programmed to recognize a horse. They're programmed to look at a bunch of bits (an image of a horse), process it, and give a yes no answer based on all the other images of horses and not horses it's ever seen without explicitly saying that if there's a brownish blob over here in this shape it's a horse. Those are really interesting, especially in the contexts of image recognition and generation (if you've heard about deep fakes, that's that they're talking about: really really good neutral networks).

This, however, is gonna be a shitty, bug prone algorithm. At best it would be public boolean launchNukes() { return false; }

Bad idea.

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He's seriously off the rails now, as in needing assisted care not aides. I've watched a friend's dad suffer from dementia. He's a couple of years younger than Donald and three years ago he was nice, if somewhat forgetful man. Now is paranoid that there are people living upstairs, absolutely won't let strangers in the house, (he tolerates my mum and I because we are Tess's friends and if he's having a good day we'll take them both out to a garden center for a coffee, but he won't even let his other daughter who doesn't live with him into the house half the time, and as for a respite nurse, forget it). He's paranoid, verbally abusive and has no attention span. Sound familiar?

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A hundred tweets a day weekend. Seriously? Get a job.https://www.nytimes.com/201...

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His first 2020 debate should open with a 5th grade geography quiz. If he gets all 50 states I'll get a tattoo of his hairpiece over my asshole.

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Huh, turns out we have something in common after all!

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Then of course, it's the return of the dreaded... "drum rolls" Judeo-massonic conspiracy!

(copyrighted 1938 by Goebbels & co)

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Please! Hurricanes have standards!Even natural disasters don't want to be caught at Mar-a-Lago.

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The Dotard also missed the part where the storm would have to move all the way across Florida. Granted it's a skinny state but the hurricane would have declined into an ordinary tropical storm before it reached the Gulf coast.

But of course, Trump and the Reel Amurrcns don't put much store in either buk larnin' or common sense.

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Never was all that much interested in gambling, but I could take at least a nice weekend trip with the money I'd make betting that he doesn't know New Mexico is a state.

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