It turns out that the biggest evil in this great nation isn't the Koch Brothers after all. Their evil is no match for "heaping swirls of luscious confection atop rich, creamy pastry," also known as cupcakes. You see, while this set of extremist billionaires was busy using their money to Kochblock unions,
"A lobbyist's wet dream", huh? WAITAMINNIT -- that's not sugar frosting!