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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"he erected a massive complex that included a 28,636 square feet main house, which was the largest private residence in the state too, and later added a private airstrip, a helicopter pad, a firehouse with engines and an airplane hangar for a jet"

Considering this is New Mexico, why didn't this raise a drug smuggling alert among the authorities? Unless they were all compromised by Epstein.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Does Epstein LOOK like a messican?

Case closed.

Fuck Trump.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

David N. Brown's avatar

My triggered rant, what this makes me think of is all the stories of secret tunnels, underground lairs and afternoon jaunts by jet that came out during the Eighties "Satanic Panic". If you were a real human trafficker, why wouldn't you encourage or actively create such stories, which wasted a vast amount of time and money by police, prosecutors and journalists and ultimately undermined the cause of legitimate abuse victims? Then the depressing part is that this could very well be more of the same, or it just might be what all the obvious wild tales were distracting from.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

OT, but Iranian General lays out his country's strategy for winning. Logistics, distance, and economic collapse. Iran is ready for a long war, we're not.

We're Boned: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Eu_wBhZn6Iw

Fool's avatar

Yeah, the whole "harvesting sex organs and sperm" bit is way too satanic panic for me

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

If that person is poorly educated, they have interpreted things they saw as something else. But, indeed it does raise an eyebrow as to what they are talking about.

tim gueguen's avatar

Given how large and widespread Epstein's activities were it's a given some dubious accusations will turn up.

AKLynne's avatar

Elon Musk seems to think his "superior genes" are worth a lot. 🤮

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Why New Mexico?

Because it's easier to smuggle victims across the border.

Antifa Commander's avatar

This was the ranch where they filmed Nope, isn't it?

(I'm just assuming that aliens will show up at some point, and also thinking nope, nope, nope...)

tehbaddr's avatar

Nancy Drew and The Mystery Of What's Up The Haunted Ballerina Doll's Skirt!

Erika's avatar

Bill Richardson, you say.... *sigh*

Runfastandwin's avatar

Once again I am reminded GIVEN FOUR YEARS Biden did fuck all about this. it's infuriating.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Fucking hell. This sounds like a baby mill prepping for future girls to abuse and sell. You have that many fucked up people the cult becomes acceptable to them. Throw every last one of them in prison, under the prison, gitmo or lethal injection works too.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"Drawn and Quartered" works for me, with votes

42tontom's avatar

I guess the fact that Don Huffines is seriously the weirdest looking MF ever just fits right in to the rest of the story.

CzechJournalists's avatar

i think he may be plotting to change his last name to "New Mexico" and open a large furniture store there.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Serious Kenneth Copeland vibes.

Vileaxxe's avatar

That’s the name! I was gonna say he reminds me of the guy that spits at demons!

Hello Marion's avatar

Looks like his eyes were made with two razorblade slashes in bread dough. Bread dough stuffed with distilled essence of Satan, which appears to be on the verge of leaking out.

Vileaxxe's avatar

At this point:

Satan Libelz

verne's avatar

check out investigative reporter, Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez's substack ''alisa writes'' for her deep dive into this story. jaw dropping

Daniel's avatar

"Other guests to the ranch: Robert Redford, Woody Allen, Reid Hoffman, Joi Ito, and Peter Thiel."

Thank god it wasn't Junji.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Sperm Harvesters is the name of my All-Groupie Josie and the Pussycats Tribute Band